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#314076 - 04/08/08 01:09 PM WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I found this in a blog of an 18 year old on MySpace. The caps are hers. It seems she's got the same learning disability as sKurt Lackwood. "WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH 1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS. 2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT, TOO. 4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT. 6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME. 9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER. 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING. 11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. 12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 14. I THINK I'M IN BED BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR 15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." 16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT. 17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. 19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK. 20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT." A picture of her fridge. Attachments 303278-fridge.jpg (63 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#314077 - 04/08/08 02:08 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Busch Light is beer for wankers. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#314078 - 04/08/08 02:29 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I don't understand why she's storing them upside down. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#314079 - 04/08/08 03:07 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	I was wondering about that myself. Are beercans attached to each other with some plastic thingie in the US? Over here, that's very common for six-packs. Storing them upside down makes it easier to grab a new one. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#314080 - 04/08/08 03:35 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I was wondering about that myself. Are beercans attached to each other with some plastic thingie in the US? Over here, that's very common for six-packs. Storing them upside down makes it easier to grab a new one. AH. In the very very rare instances I buy beer it's in bottles. Thx. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#314081 - 04/08/08 03:46 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Are beercans attached to each other with some plastic thingie in the US? Trivia: The "plastic thingie" is technically called a "rand." Learned that from an old alcoholic who worked at Pathmark. Maybe this chick will cultivate a bit o' wisdom by the time she graduates to a better beer?
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#314082 - 04/08/08 04:05 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I call Bravo Sierra... Some dude wrote this..Fatty check your fire. Busch beer is fucken excellent in quantity, Coors light too. For when you're having 36. naimsayin? _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#314083 - 04/08/08 04:28 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	that list is pretty much why i don't drink. well, ^^^ plus the fact that i fuck everything that moves when i'm drunk. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#314084 - 04/08/08 05:23 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	I don't see any evidence of the "rand" and it should be evident by the way the beers are situated in the fridge with the missing places. I didn't think they sold bush beer in anything smaller than a 30 pack unless you buy pounders. My best guess is that someone who was already drunk stocked the fridge and just didn't give a shit or someone is afraid of germs and that way there is no chance of a stranger touching the top of a beer that someone else might be drinking. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#314085 - 04/08/08 05:52 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Anonymous Unregistered	Fiend's right. That fridge is randless. And 30-packs are far more common than sixers, in my experience. I reckon on the drunk stacker theory over the germophobe, though.
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#314086 - 04/08/08 06:40 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH PEE
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Can everyone describe what happens? Max? _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#314087 - 04/08/08 06:59 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: that list is pretty much why i don't drink. well, ^^^ plus the fact that i fuck everything that moves when i'm drunk. That's so sad. Can I get you a beer? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#314088 - 04/08/08 09:12 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: I don't understand why she's storing them upside down. The common alcoholic is often slothful and lacks any measure of resourcefulness, however what we have here an 18 year old female destined for greatness. Her problem solving skills are obviously acutely tuned. She cut the top off the 30 pack, removed the rack from the fridge, placed the aforementioned rack on top of the 30 pack and flipped it upside down. Lifted the case off the beer, rearranged any stragglers, filled in the empty space on the rack then replaced the rack in the fridge. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#314089 - 04/09/08 03:20 AM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: that list is pretty much why i don't drink. well, ^^^ plus the fact that i fuck everything that moves when i'm drunk. Can I buy you a drink? _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#314090 - 04/09/08 03:41 AM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: The common alcoholic is often slothful and lacks any measure of resourcefulness, however what we have here an 18 year old female destined for greatness. Her problem solving skills are obviously acutely tuned. She cut the top off the 30 pack, removed the rack from the fridge, placed the aforementioned rack on top of the 30 pack and flipped it upside down. Lifted the case off the beer, rearranged any stragglers, filled in the empty space on the rack then replaced the rack in the fridge. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#314091 - 04/09/08 12:08 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: I don't understand why she's storing them upside down. The common alcoholic is often slothful and lacks any measure of resourcefulness, however what we have here an 18 year old female destined for greatness. Her problem solving skills are obviously acutely tuned. She cut the top off the 30 pack, removed the rack from the fridge, placed the aforementioned rack on top of the 30 pack and flipped it upside down. Lifted the case off the beer, rearranged any stragglers, filled in the empty space on the rack then replaced the rack in the fridge. Amazing! I also like how Captain Morgan is not to be disturbed. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#314092 - 04/09/08 12:15 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Do you think parents ever sneak a peak at these MySpace things, look at the pictures, read the blogs? So many of them are public, so it wouldn't be all that hard to do. It's such a window into the kid's life. If they don't, is it respect for the teens privacy, absence of any concern, or ignorance that such things even exist? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#314093 - 04/09/08 05:13 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Quote: I don't understand why she's storing them upside down. The common alcoholic is often slothful and lacks any measure of resourcefulness, however what we have here an 18 year old female destined for greatness. Her problem solving skills are obviously acutely tuned. She cut the top off the 30 pack, removed the rack from the fridge, placed the aforementioned rack on top of the 30 pack and flipped it upside down. Lifted the case off the beer, rearranged any stragglers, filled in the empty space on the rack then replaced the rack in the fridge. Amazing! I also like how Captain Morgan is not to be disturbed. Thats a fucken crime... Any whore that doesn't want to bloat like Renfields cysts knows booze+diet soda is for the win. She may be destined for greatness, but she'll need to drag her fat ass along with her. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#314094 - 04/10/08 01:54 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: Quote: I don't understand why she's storing them upside down. The common alcoholic is often slothful and lacks any measure of resourcefulness, however what we have here an 18 year old female destined for greatness. Her problem solving skills are obviously acutely tuned. She cut the top off the 30 pack, removed the rack from the fridge, placed the aforementioned rack on top of the 30 pack and flipped it upside down. Lifted the case off the beer, rearranged any stragglers, filled in the empty space on the rack then replaced the rack in the fridge. I think we have a winrar. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#314095 - 04/10/08 07:07 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I don't understand why she's storing them upside down. The common alcoholic is often slothful and lacks any measure of resourcefulness, however what we have here an 18 year old female destined for greatness. Her problem solving skills are obviously acutely tuned. She cut the top off the 30 pack, removed the rack from the fridge, placed the aforementioned rack on top of the 30 pack and flipped it upside down. Lifted the case off the beer, rearranged any stragglers, filled in the empty space on the rack then replaced the rack in the fridge. Amazing! I also like how Captain Morgan is not to be disturbed. Thats a fucken crime... Any whore that doesn't want to bloat like Renfields cysts knows booze+diet soda is for the win. She may be destined for greatness, but she'll need to drag her fat ass along with her. Wish I was 18, and you dont know me for what 4 years now, actually you never knew me, you saw a pic of my face, big fucking deal. I was on methadone asshole, mixed with pills you retain tons of water, you really dont know shit do you? That makes you blow up schmuck. How the fuck do you know what I look like now, you will never know loser. Go to bed thinking of me, wake up thinking of me, glad Im renting so much space for free. What a dickhead. Edited by RENFIELD (04/10/08 07:11 PM)
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#314096 - 04/11/08 01:09 AM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: Wish I was 18, and you dont know me for what 4 years now, actually you never knew me, you saw a pic of my face, big fucking deal. I was on methadone asshole, mixed with pills you retain tons of water, you really dont know shit do you? That makes you blow up schmuck. How the fuck do you know what I look like now, you will never know loser. Go to bed thinking of me, wake up thinking of me, glad Im renting so much space for free. What a dickhead. Next time you go to sleep, don't wake up, you pretenious cunt. You are scum. Nothing more, nothing less. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#314097 - 04/11/08 10:31 AM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Quote: Wish I was 18, and you dont know me for what 4 years now, actually you never knew me, you saw a pic of my face, big fucking deal. I was on methadone asshole, mixed with pills you retain tons of water, you really dont know shit do you? That makes you blow up schmuck. How the fuck do you know what I look like now, you will never know loser. Go to bed thinking of me, wake up thinking of me, glad Im renting so much space for free. What a dickhead. Next time you go to sleep, don't wake up, you pretenious cunt. You are scum. Nothing more, nothing less. Biff I love you too, tell mom I said hello and its too bad she didnt drop you in the toilet or left your remnants on the sheet.
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#314098 - 04/11/08 07:41 PM Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH (18yo My Space)
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Gypsy... Is now a bad time to mention that Alex Panzer told me he would like to tongue plow your dirt ditch? _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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