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I hate tarot, psychics, and any of that nonsense. If they're so clairvoyant and have garnered so much foresight about the world, why are they always living in crappy shanty shack apartments?



I had an ex that swore by them. She started her day by reading her star sign then flipping cards. I think that relationship lasted 2 weeks because I'm extremely against people that rely on such stupidity to live their life.

About 2 years after I dumped her, moved away etc I meet a girl that looked exactly like her with the exact same name, personality and addiction to tarot cards. Oddly enough it wasn't her- but the first thing she said was "You look so familiar. What sign are you, because I honestly think I know you."
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.