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#31375 - 06/11/04 06:43 PM
Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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OK, guess what movie this line came from and if you can answer the question: Mongol General: "We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?"
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#31376 - 06/11/04 07:55 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Pkay, I going for an easy one: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Another easy one: It's easy, you just don't lead 'em as far.
Or: Don't, ever, stop, FUCKING, me!
How about this one: I know ass.
A good one: I'd rather have a gun and not need one, than need a gun, and not have one.
Same movie as the previous: Hey, don't condescend me, man . . . I'll fucking kill ya'.
Again, same as previous: Is it white boy day?
I could go on forever, so I won't.
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#31377 - 06/11/04 08:28 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Mongol General: "We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?"
Conan The Barbarian.
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#31378 - 06/11/04 08:31 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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I'd rather have a gun and not need one, than need a gun, and not have one.
Hey, don't condescend me, man . . . I'll fucking kill ya'.
Is it white boy day?
Heh. TRUE ROMANCE! Great movie.
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#31379 - 06/11/04 08:35 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Here´s one. Pure genius. Quote:
Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!
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#31381 - 06/12/04 02:40 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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"hi"
mariah carey in glitter
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#31383 - 06/12/04 04:16 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Pkay, I going for an easy one: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Another easy one: It's easy, you just don't lead 'em as far.
Or: Don't, ever, stop, FUCKING, me!
How about this one: I know ass.
A good one: I'd rather have a gun and not need one, than need a gun, and not have one.
Same movie as the previous: Hey, don't condescend me, man . . . I'll fucking kill ya'.
Again, same as previous: Is it white boy day?
I could go on forever, so I won't.
The first one is of course Apocalypse Now Redux ( just because it is longer) 
And Chico's:"Say hello to my little friend"
"First,you get the money.Then you get the power.Then you get the women" is from Scarface, another fav of mine.
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#31384 - 06/12/04 04:35 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Fucking Master
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Heads up: Don't, ever, stop, FUCKING, me!
Is NOT from a porno. It's from a sappy love story. Can you name it????
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#31385 - 06/12/04 04:40 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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See, I thought you were throwing a fast one in there, with a porno. hmmm off the top of my head is it Body Heat?
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#31386 - 06/12/04 05:03 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Mongol General: "We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?"
Conan The Barbarian.
Smartt wins the prize, but what is the answer to the question- what is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
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#31387 - 06/12/04 05:05 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Heads up: Don't, ever, stop, FUCKING, me!
Is NOT from a porno. It's from a sappy love story. Can you name it????
Romeo + Juliet.
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#31388 - 06/12/04 05:07 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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"I got two things in this world.My word and my balls,and I dont break them for anyone"
and finally,
"You want a war? You got it"
Scarface too. Just watched the DVD yesterday. Hee hee.
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#31392 - 06/12/04 12:19 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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By the way the newest Scarface DVD is great a big improvement from the previous one.
Thass the one I have. Special edition, DTS sound, all that hoohah.
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#31393 - 06/12/04 12:20 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Quote:
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"Funny? Like a clown funny? Am I here for your amusment?
Joe Pesci- Goodfellas 
Pesci rules.
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#31396 - 06/12/04 02:54 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Fuck, I'm stumped.
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#31399 - 06/12/04 06:47 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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How much did you used to charge?
$50 sometimes maybe a $100
Wow, baby you have no self estem, you're a fantastic fuck
(spits in face)
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#31400 - 06/12/04 06:54 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Miami Blues
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#31408 - 06/13/04 03:12 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Try this one on:He got your gun... your badge... and your teeth? You are a disgrace to the police force.
Another from same movie:The first thing they shoulda told you at your hooker classes is that you shouldn't ask so many fucking questions.
And again same movie:Sergeant Hoke Moseley: Your turn to notify the next of kin?
Sergeant Bill Henderson: No way. I did the fat lady that sat on the kid. That's good for two
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#31410 - 06/14/04 01:52 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Miami Blues.
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#31411 - 06/14/04 03:53 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."
"your haunting me, without my wings i feel so small, maybe i need you?"
"Sometimes i run, sometimes i hide, sometimes im scared of you, when all i want to do is to hold you tight, make it right"
slurp, slurp, slup. door opens sees man CHI in a full body leather suit CO performing oral sex on another man who is refered to as an intelligent man but isn't. SM.
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#31412 - 06/14/04 04:05 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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I don't know if I can remember this exactly but here goes:
deputy1 "What are you loading two guns for? You only got one arm."
deputy2 "I just don't wanna get killed from a lack of shootin back."
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#31414 - 06/14/04 07:17 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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The Top Gun one is from Quinton Tarantino's monologue in "Sleep with Me," which was good only for that speech and showing Parker Posey's boobies.
Correctamundo!
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#31415 - 06/14/04 07:56 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Most famous lines from the movie I quoted before:
Will: "Who's the fellow who owns this shit hole"
Skinny: "I bought this place from Greely in 78...."
Shotgun Blast hits Skinny knocking him to the floor.
Bill: "You cowardly son of a bitch you just shot an unarmed man"
Will: "He should a armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend"
Bill: "You'll be William Munny out a Missouri. Killed women and children"
Will: "Thats right I've killed women and children. I've killed everything thats walked or crawled at one time or another and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned."
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#31416 - 06/14/04 10:38 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Young guns?
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#31417 - 06/14/04 10:41 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Unforgiven!  Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, and Morgan Freeman.
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#31419 - 06/14/04 07:12 PM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Another one:
1: Can I help you Dr.--?
2: Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
1: Dr. who?
2: Dr. Rosenrosen, i'm here to get into the records room.
1: What was that name again?
2: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
1: Dr. who?
2: Dr. Rosen! Where's the records room?
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#31421 - 06/15/04 02:09 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Fletch  and Full Metal Jacket 
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#31422 - 06/15/04 07:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It is Fletch, a funny movie with pound for pound the most quotes ever.
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#31423 - 06/16/04 04:19 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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An easy one. If you get it wrong you must immediately shoot yourself in the head.
Callahan: "I know what you're thinking, did he fire only 5 shots or was it 6, well in all the confusion I don't remember myself. But this being a 357 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off. You have ask yourself something, do you feel lucky, WELL DO YA PUNK?"
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#31424 - 06/16/04 07:16 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Dirty Harry
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#31425 - 06/16/04 07:22 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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This one may be a little obscure:
"Live each day as though it were your last; one day you're sure to be right."
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#31426 - 06/16/04 07:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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The sentiment fits Donnie Darko, but that is just a guess.
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#31427 - 06/16/04 07:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Hint: the setting of the movie is South Africa
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#31428 - 06/16/04 08:13 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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Breaker Morant pretty obscure alright
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#31429 - 06/16/04 11:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Try these on, all from the same movie: Rory:If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. ........................................................... Soap:Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro? Tom: That would be the same man, yes. Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not. .............................................................. Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe. It is a flick from England.
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#31430 - 06/16/04 11:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
a great movie
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#31433 - 06/17/04 07:43 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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You're right that is tricky. Because that's not a movie it's a book (your autobiography) titled:
"Why I Prefer Transexual Cock"
by S. Martt
With Notes from:
Joey Silvera
John Stagliano
Nacho Vidal
and
Belladonna
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#31434 - 06/17/04 08:43 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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You're right that is tricky. Because that's not a movie it's a book (your autobiography) titled:
"Why I Prefer Transexual Cock"
by S. Martt
With Notes from:
Joey Silvera
John Stagliano
Nacho Vidal
and
Belladonna
Har dee har har. You´re hilarious. NOT!
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#31436 - 06/17/04 11:24 AM
Re: Memorable Movie Lines
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Porn Jesus
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How about more hints, I'm dumb. 
Try this Cleetus
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#31438 - 06/18/04 03:32 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Tryi this one:
Actor A: Chun, sometimes you are a pain in the ass.
Actor B: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.
And from the same scene:
Actor A: Chun, you are incredible.
Actor B: No . . . . . I am better than that.
This is admittedly from a silly fucking movie, but it still happens to crack me up every time I watch it.
Hint: It was on one of the movie channels this morning.
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#31440 - 06/18/04 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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How about these from the same movie of course: I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. The way you was lollygagging with them picks and shovels, you would think it was a hundred and twenty degrees out here. Can't be more 'n a hundred and fourteen. All right, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH. Come on this is an easy one, you know they couldn't make this movie in this day of Political correctness.
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#31442 - 06/18/04 07:06 PM
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Yup, I knew it was too easy, It is getting a new release on DVD by the end of the month too.
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#31443 - 06/18/04 07:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Tryi this one:
Actor A: Chun, sometimes you are a pain in the ass.
Actor B: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain.
And from the same scene:
Actor A: Chun, you are incredible.
Actor B: No . . . . . I am better than that.
This is admittedly from a silly fucking movie, but it still happens to crack me up every time I watch it.
Hint: It was on one of the movie channels this morning.
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Have another from a similarly silly movie:
-What is that stuff?
--It is black blood of earth.
-You mean oil?
--No, I mean black blood of earth
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Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!
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#31444 - 06/18/04 07:19 PM
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HAHA!!!
Cleetus got it!
I can't place yours, though.
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#31447 - 06/18/04 08:11 PM
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Try and guess this one
Hey Z, we got you a few today
Thanks chico, take me to them
(walks down stairs)
Chico, get the gimp
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