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#313067 - 04/03/08 02:18 PM
Donny Long - Sexiest Man in Porn
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Never since Kurt Lockwood has a new "perceived" gay newcomer been so hated in this community. I wish I had more time to dedicate to this board anymore. I have new projects that really keep me busy these days.
Donny has that same gay twink look about him as Kurt. He has the same interest from Cxxx as Kurt did. In fact, Donny has never said one bad word about Lockwood. That makes me suspect that Lockwood has something on Donny that we haven't been privy to yet.
Donny appears to have a drug problem. Believe me I would know what a druggy looks like. He has shallow cheeks and is built like Jules Jordan... very tiny and waifish.
Donny and Cxxx both like ugly women. Look at who Cxxx says he sleeps with in his blog and the girls Donny has working with and for him. This is yet another thing they both have in common.
I would bet good money that Donny likes his prostate massaged and probably makes his girls really take care of him in that way. It is rumored he frequently scratches his own ass and sniffs his fingers on porn sets.
Donny, like most porn performers, likely has a Valtrex prescription and can almost certainly be seen at the Inn of the Prancing Pony.
Did any porn whores actually step up and say they think Donny is their favorite? What about the girls who Donny actually employs?
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#313069 - 04/04/08 02:00 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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I wish I had more time to dedicate to this board anymore. I have new projects that really keep me busy these days.
Fattorosi hired you to sweep up and clean the bathrooms at PrimeTimeUncensored?
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Donny appears to have a drug problem. Believe me I would know what a druggy looks like.
I get the feeling Jeff is going to knock this one clean out the park... 
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#313071 - 04/05/08 09:18 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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maybe hes just a vegan?
alot of us lose weight really rapidly when we become vegan
and i was asked if i was anorexic now or doing tweek when i dropped this much weight this fast
but im totally sober and just vegan
just a thought?
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#313072 - 04/05/08 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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this is incorrect haiku. Quote:
maybe hes just a vegan?
alot of us lose weight really rapidly when we become vegan
and i was asked if i was anorexic now or doing tweek when i dropped this much weight this fast
but im totally sober and just vegan
just a thought?
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#313074 - 04/05/08 07:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Believe me I would know what a druggy pedophile looks like.
Better.
Who said that? Long? How the fuck does he know, all his girls are that way. 
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#313077 - 04/06/08 06:46 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
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thanks guys please keep posting threads about me making me more famous :] 
*more* famous? 
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#313078 - 04/06/08 09:15 AM
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thanks guys please keep posting threads about me making me more famous :]
"famous"...in your own mind (or whats left of it). 
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#313080 - 04/06/08 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Donny, can you be famous for being optionated?
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#313081 - 04/07/08 12:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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Don't you first have to be famous before you can become more famous?
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#313082 - 04/07/08 01:29 AM
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Whoremaster
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Donny, can you be famous for being optionated?
Careful what you wish for Gia...my sources over at AVN tell me that Fishbein is considering hiring Donny to be an option columnist. 
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#313086 - 04/09/08 05:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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How is Jeff Stryker, personality-wise?
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#313087 - 04/09/08 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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He seemed nice I suppose. Friendly, but not overly friendly or pervy. Very professional. My entire interaction with him including the 'scene' was for 5 minutes. The producer introduced us to each other then explained what he wanted us to do and that was it.
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#313088 - 04/09/08 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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you really must check out his youtube page.http://youtube.com/watch?v=WGor0B0IIY4. It is very butch and manly...
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#313092 - 04/10/08 07:44 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Loc: Outer Space
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Where can I find the Suze Randall reality show
If you just search "Suze Randall" on youtube, one of the promos comes up as the first listing: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=suze+randall&search_type=
Thanks. What network will it/did it air on?
An actual reality show never happened-- or hasn't happened yet. We've been shopped around by 3 producers already, but no bite. There is now a 4th producer that wants to meet with us in the next couple of weeks. The funny thing is, we don't go out and seek this kind of exposure, we just keep getting approached by people who think we'd make a good show. The problem is American networks are wary of signing on with a show about porn, and the "family business" angle has already been done with Seymour Butts. My feeling is, if these agents really want to take their time to try and pitch a show on us, go for it, since it's not really any work or time on my behalf. If it's meant to happen, it will. If not, that's fine too. I don't really think much about it, and honestly I hate seeing myself on video.
The short segment there called "Secret Lives of Women: Sex for Sale" was a show about us that aired on the WE channel. It plays in reruns every once in a while, so if you just keep an eye out for it you'll probably eventually catch it. I'd just gotten out of rehab like 2 weeks before they filmed that, so I'm still looking a little puffy. 
But anyhow I'm derailing this thread. We should really get back to how Donny is the sexiest man in porn. 
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#313094 - 04/10/08 11:27 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Holly been to rehab? Shocking! Was your loser "shark" of a mom ever in rehab?
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#313095 - 04/10/08 11:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I hate seeing myself on video. The short segment there called "Secret Lives of Women: Sex for Sale" was a show about us that aired on the WE channel. It plays in reruns every once in a while, so if you just keep an eye out for it you'll probably eventually catch it. I'd just gotten out of rehab like 2 weeks before they filmed that, so I'm still looking a little puffy. The first time I ever laid eyes on ya was on a Luke Ford clip and I thought you were a stunner (Wasn't sure who you were, though). Congrats on drying up.And please ignore that faggot Darth and his bitch-ass quote above me. NOW back to Donny.....
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#313098 - 04/11/08 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry I was quoting Ms.Randall. Und ja, I do hate seeing myself on video. My moustache just doesn't have the same effect as it does in real life. I blame the jews...
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