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#312773 - 04/01/08 06:29 PM Prove your skills
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Date Ariane and post your accomplishments.

At first I tried getting her drunk but she said she was tired and canceled the date. Afterwards I talked to her and kissed her and got a blowjob.



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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#312774 - 04/02/08 01:57 AM Re: Prove your skills
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I'm not dating any girl that blew you.

I don't know where you've been.
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#312775 - 04/02/08 09:54 AM Re: Prove your skills
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
6/10 the 2nd time.

I got her to the hot tub after dinner & wine by the pool. We were making out, but I fondled her tits too soon and she stopped the date.

I mean after some kissing and then french kissing I figured a little breast cupping would be alright.

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#312776 - 04/02/08 10:01 AM Re: Prove your skills
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
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6/10 the 2nd time.

I got her to the hot tub after dinner & wine by the pool. We were making out, but I fondled her tits too soon and she stopped the date.

I mean after some kissing and then french kissing I figured a little breast cupping would be alright.




Maybe she doesn't do IR?
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#312777 - 04/02/08 10:33 AM Re: Prove your skills
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
jesus christ this girl is a fucking prude. I've tried like 12 times now and I cant get her to blow me. I even made her a steak dinner, went swimming, hot tubbing, rubbed her shoulders, went in for a kiss and she said it was "too soon." LAME.

Loop you must be one smooth talker.

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#312778 - 04/02/08 10:46 AM Re: Prove your skills
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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I even made her a steak dinner




Apparently you should have made lambchops.
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#312779 - 04/02/08 11:35 AM Re: Prove your skills
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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jesus christ this girl is a fucking prude.




she's a tease. we went to the club with her friend who works at the lingerie shop. i figured she'd ditch me for the friend, but we all went back to her place. we went skinny dipping and then, all of a sudden, the friend leaves and she's wore out. what did i get? a kiss goodnight? a raw deal if i ever heard of one.

the other time she got ass drunk and passed out topless on the dining room table. well, not completely out, though, because she woke up when i tried to take her panties off.
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#312780 - 04/02/08 11:38 AM Re: Prove your skills
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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well, not completely out, though, because she woke up when i tried to take her panties off.




You devious little bastard!!

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#312781 - 04/02/08 11:38 AM Re: Prove your skills
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
I can't believe I wasted my time for this...





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#312782 - 04/02/08 01:38 PM Re: Prove your skills
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Ummm...I hugged her, read her a poem, complimented her outfit, then she asked for a kiss. I french kissed her, which looked to be the only option I had in the situation besides trying to play with her tits, and she ended the date.

Urgh, I am confused by women, even internet download simulation versions of them.
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#312783 - 04/02/08 03:06 PM Re: Prove your skills
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Before I try playing -- does this virtual whore do anal?
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#312784 - 04/02/08 04:10 PM Re: Prove your skills
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
looks like the virtual girl has virtual coke boogars. this is not necessarily a bad thing.
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#312785 - 04/02/08 04:29 PM Re: Prove your skills
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


Loop you must be one smooth talker.




I was given the choice between head and sex and choose head. I don't think you can get both. We started off having steak with some wine, then to the gas station and ended up in the outskirts where she blew me.

Also I noticed when she's giving you head you can do one thing wrong and she'll end the date. I tried once to see whether it was possible to have her gag and she stopped it immediately.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#312786 - 04/02/08 04:33 PM Re: Prove your skills
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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she's a tease. we went to the club with her friend who works at the lingerie shop. i figured she'd ditch me for the friend, but we all went back to her place. we went skinny dipping and then, all of a sudden, the friend leaves and she's wore out. what did i get? a kiss goodnight? a raw deal if i ever heard of one.






I got that scenario as well except after the friend left we went to the store to get condoms, came back and boned, then she asked me to stay the night and we had sex again.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#312787 - 04/03/08 10:06 AM Re: Prove your skills
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
She frightens me, I believe she may be a Wolfen
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#312788 - 04/07/08 08:28 AM Re: Prove your skills
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Also I noticed when she's giving you head you can do one thing wrong and she'll end the date. I tried once to see whether it was possible to have her gag and she stopped it immediately.




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