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#312773 - 04/01/08 06:29 PM Prove your skills
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Date Ariane and post your accomplishments. At first I tried getting her drunk but she said she was tired and canceled the date. Afterwards I talked to her and kissed her and got a blowjob. Attachments 301773-a.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#312774 - 04/02/08 01:57 AM Re: Prove your skills
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I'm not dating any girl that blew you. I don't know where you've been. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#312775 - 04/02/08 09:54 AM Re: Prove your skills
Tritone Zip Coon Chronic Masturbator Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 1958	6/10 the 2nd time. I got her to the hot tub after dinner & wine by the pool. We were making out, but I fondled her tits too soon and she stopped the date. I mean after some kissing and then french kissing I figured a little breast cupping would be alright.
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#312776 - 04/02/08 10:01 AM Re: Prove your skills
Ogie Oglethorpe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/08 Posts: 189 Loc: Edmonton, AB	Quote: 6/10 the 2nd time. I got her to the hot tub after dinner & wine by the pool. We were making out, but I fondled her tits too soon and she stopped the date. I mean after some kissing and then french kissing I figured a little breast cupping would be alright. Maybe she doesn't do IR? _________________________ Bloggers are the shallow end of the typing pool. - Lewis Black
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#312777 - 04/02/08 10:33 AM Re: Prove your skills
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	jesus christ this girl is a fucking prude. I've tried like 12 times now and I cant get her to blow me. I even made her a steak dinner, went swimming, hot tubbing, rubbed her shoulders, went in for a kiss and she said it was "too soon." LAME. Loop you must be one smooth talker.
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#312778 - 04/02/08 10:46 AM Re: Prove your skills
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: I even made her a steak dinner Apparently you should have made lambchops. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#312779 - 04/02/08 11:35 AM Re: Prove your skills
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	Quote: jesus christ this girl is a fucking prude. she's a tease. we went to the club with her friend who works at the lingerie shop. i figured she'd ditch me for the friend, but we all went back to her place. we went skinny dipping and then, all of a sudden, the friend leaves and she's wore out. what did i get? a kiss goodnight? a raw deal if i ever heard of one. the other time she got ass drunk and passed out topless on the dining room table. well, not completely out, though, because she woke up when i tried to take her panties off. _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#312780 - 04/02/08 11:38 AM Re: Prove your skills
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: well, not completely out, though, because she woke up when i tried to take her panties off. You devious little bastard!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#312781 - 04/02/08 11:38 AM Re: Prove your skills
Ogie Oglethorpe Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/08 Posts: 189 Loc: Edmonton, AB	I can't believe I wasted my time for this... Attachments 301907-Ariane.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ Bloggers are the shallow end of the typing pool. - Lewis Black
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#312782 - 04/02/08 01:38 PM Re: Prove your skills
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Ummm...I hugged her, read her a poem, complimented her outfit, then she asked for a kiss. I french kissed her, which looked to be the only option I had in the situation besides trying to play with her tits, and she ended the date. Urgh, I am confused by women, even internet download simulation versions of them. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#312783 - 04/02/08 03:06 PM Re: Prove your skills
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Before I try playing -- does this virtual whore do anal? _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#312784 - 04/02/08 04:10 PM Re: Prove your skills
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	looks like the virtual girl has virtual coke boogars. this is not necessarily a bad thing. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#312785 - 04/02/08 04:29 PM Re: Prove your skills
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: Loop you must be one smooth talker. I was given the choice between head and sex and choose head. I don't think you can get both. We started off having steak with some wine, then to the gas station and ended up in the outskirts where she blew me. Also I noticed when she's giving you head you can do one thing wrong and she'll end the date. I tried once to see whether it was possible to have her gag and she stopped it immediately. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#312786 - 04/02/08 04:33 PM Re: Prove your skills
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: she's a tease. we went to the club with her friend who works at the lingerie shop. i figured she'd ditch me for the friend, but we all went back to her place. we went skinny dipping and then, all of a sudden, the friend leaves and she's wore out. what did i get? a kiss goodnight? a raw deal if i ever heard of one. I got that scenario as well except after the friend left we went to the store to get condoms, came back and boned, then she asked me to stay the night and we had sex again. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#312787 - 04/03/08 10:06 AM Re: Prove your skills
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	She frightens me, I believe she may be a Wolfen _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#312788 - 04/07/08 08:28 AM Re: Prove your skills
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Also I noticed when she's giving you head you can do one thing wrong and she'll end the date. I tried once to see whether it was possible to have her gag and she stopped it immediately. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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