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DONNY LONG BOOTED OFF SET

By Fayner | April 1, 2008

Some stories are a joy to write. This is one of them.

My spy over at Hustler tells me that Donny Long, the guy everyone wishes was Dave Pounder, showed up unannounced yesterday to a Hustler set in Malibu with dog shit on the bottom of his shoes. He tracked it all over the house before realizing it.

The funny thing was that he had the dog shit on his shoes all day as there was no dog at the location to leave shit for Donny to step on and track all over the beautiful home.

What kind of person has dog shit on their shoes and doesn’t notice it?

Donny Long.

The owner of the house personally escorted Mr. Long off the property telling him to never return.

My spy estimated the damage to be around $500. “There was a lot of dog shit tracked up and down the carpeted stairs! What a dipshit!”

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