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#312636 - 04/01/08 03:57 PM Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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Registered: 09/23/04
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from the other fake luke at scottfayner.com:

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DONNY LONG BOOTED OFF SET

By Fayner | April 1, 2008

Some stories are a joy to write. This is one of them.

My spy over at Hustler tells me that Donny Long, the guy everyone wishes was Dave Pounder, showed up unannounced yesterday to a Hustler set in Malibu with dog shit on the bottom of his shoes. He tracked it all over the house before realizing it.

The funny thing was that he had the dog shit on his shoes all day as there was no dog at the location to leave shit for Donny to step on and track all over the beautiful home.

What kind of person has dog shit on their shoes and doesn’t notice it?

Donny Long.

The owner of the house personally escorted Mr. Long off the property telling him to never return.

My spy estimated the damage to be around $500. “There was a lot of dog shit tracked up and down the carpeted stairs! What a dipshit!”



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#312637 - 04/01/08 04:00 PM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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Gee, I wish I was Donny Long.

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#312638 - 04/01/08 05:02 PM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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I look forward to Donny calling the dog out on the feral children message board.
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#312639 - 04/02/08 01:04 AM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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While, Donkey is an Ass, it's likely this is just another April Fool's thing.

Few deserve such derision more.
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#312640 - 04/02/08 01:46 AM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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The dog saw the XXXFIlm Jobs Long mobile and chased it down the street. Meanwhile, Christian myspaced the dog, demanding to know why he's on its no-list.
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#312641 - 04/02/08 06:53 AM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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What was the dog's option?
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#312642 - 04/02/08 08:38 AM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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I'm always wary of any news item dated april first, but conceptually, i love this story.
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#312643 - 04/02/08 01:10 PM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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you guys are funny! WTF I dont even work for other companies anymore. Where did this one come from? To who posted this: why dont you disclose who you are before you talk shit with your fake nick!
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#312645 - 04/02/08 04:05 PM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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...To who posted this: why dont you disclose who you are before you talk shit with your fake nick!




Tell you what Donny: I'll talk the shit and you WALK the shit- all over the shoot location.

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#312646 - 04/02/08 10:52 PM Re: Donny Long Thrown off Set!
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I dont even work for other companies anymore.




translation from jondra-option language: they dont want hire me anymore

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