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#312495 - 04/01/08 11:53 AM
William Hyde
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Would any of you be willing to explain your perspective of William Hyde as he relates to these forums?
Perhaps shed some light on his attitude, personality, or even any quirky traits he displays?
Thanks in advance.
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#312496 - 04/01/08 11:58 AM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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IIRC, he thinks Ceara should put on some weight.
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#312497 - 04/01/08 11:59 AM
Re: William Hyde
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My stomach and my brain are arguing as to whether or not I want to know who Ceara is....
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#312498 - 04/01/08 12:03 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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Just between you and me, Hyde and Biff had an ugly divorce. I heard they decided to saw the dog in half.
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#312499 - 04/01/08 08:27 PM
Re: William Hyde
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I'm just flattered by the suggestion that I have a personality. I've always assumed I was all "quirky traits".
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#312503 - 04/08/08 04:34 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah, I'm sure Jeff sits in his Lamborghini and cries about how much he hates himself all the time. If money and success do make people happier that certainly explains why you're such a miserable little piss ant.
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#312504 - 04/09/08 06:06 PM
Re: William Hyde
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#312505 - 04/09/08 06:30 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Wow... really?
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#312506 - 04/09/08 08:42 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah I don't see meltdown here either. It's loosely defined at xpt.
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#312507 - 04/09/08 08:58 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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There isn't one curse word, one angry graemlin ... not even an exclamation point.
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#312509 - 04/10/08 05:20 AM
Re: William Hyde
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#312510 - 04/10/08 06:28 AM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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[big moose] people who are successful in life can't be happier than us complete and utter losers (constantly wringing hands). They just can't be !?! [/big moose]
I can see it all now, Jeff driving down the expressway at 120 mph, boo hooing about how bad his life is. 
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#312511 - 04/10/08 09:36 AM
Re: William Hyde
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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i'm not sure why you're coming back to the car to prove your point. are you so wrapped up in adolescent power fantasies that you think owning a sweet ride is empiric evidence of deep personal satisfaction and mental well-being? do you listen to lots of gangsta rap? this board is built, in large part, on the idea that the lion's share of people in the pornography business are stupid, irresponsible, soulless fuck-ups. it doesn't seem like that much of a leap to suggest that working in such conditions, indeed making one's fortune off of it, might be in and of itself a little bit soul-crushing. (not suggesting this is definitely the case, because how would i know, but still) "i'm surrounded by people who make me sick to my stomach every single day of my life, but, hey, i have a cool car!" mr. 2cit, if you had a fleet of lamborghinis it wouldn't matter- you'd still be a sad, furious prick, and actual women still wouldn't like you. going 120mph wouldn't change any of that. it just might dry your tears a little faster. also, omg, you responded twice to my one post. i own and operate you. lol. 
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#312512 - 04/10/08 10:07 AM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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That's what poor people always say. Monetary gains can be just a valid a measure of success as anything else (but I agree not always). A successful career is bound to enrich and empower anyone. Case in point: Jeff had an idea saw it through, built a company from nothing and is now reaping the rewards for his perseverance. I know you and hyde like to demonize him for that, but the truth it's you two who are the sad little fucks because both success and money has passed you by like a full speed Lamborghini.
P.S. Let's be real here, the only thing you own and operate is a 1984 Yugo.
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#312513 - 04/10/08 12:15 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Bukkake Boy
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That's what poor people always say.
that's what unhappy rich people always say. 
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... A successful career is bound to enrich and empower anyone...
i don't necessarily agree with that 100%, but fair enough. but they are not, in and of themselves, reliable signifiers of happiness. didn't you see there will be blood?! 
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...Jeff had an idea saw it through, built a company from nothing and is now reaping the rewards for his perseverance. I know you and hyde like to demonize him for that, but the truth it's you two who are the sad little fucks because both success and money has passed you by like a full speed Lamborghini...
when have i ever demonized him for anything? or is this like when you said i was jim b? you didn't really mean it, you just needed something to say. take time to reread my post, i'm not actually talking about him. i may have referenced him in the post, but you are the main target of my derision, with your silly assertion that a car is proof positive of someone's happiness, ignoring any factors except the fact that he gots that loot. and now you're breaking out the old, "the only way you could possibly question such a rich dude is if you're a bitter poor dude who wishes he was the rich dude." jankity. to me, (possibly only me) this says far more about you than it does about myself, mr. hyde, or mr. steward.
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#312514 - 04/10/08 12:38 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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Nice try, but you came in on Hyde's side who was bagging on Jeff. Reread my post I said success is what's important, money and cars are the indicators of it (for the most part). Lousy spin and another clumsy attempt of yours to get off subject.
Don't get sand in virtual vagina now, but poor unsuccessful people, like you and your buddy Hyde, will always try to put others down for their success, it's called envy. Just suck it up and be the best losers you can be.
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#312515 - 04/10/08 01:55 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah I don't see meltdown here either. It's loosely defined at xpt.
Gotta agree here. I've melted Hyde at least three times, I know. 
Hyde must be too depressed to get angry these days...he hasn't found any new cancer-faking, set-shitting, herpes-infected whores to which he can attach his stalkermania. Once he does, I expect he'll take the Noahped correspondence course and start showing up at these book signings and the like, pretending to stumble just so his outstretched hand might brush against the whore's fake tits. Kyoto was on the same track. He showed up at some bookstore in Calumet City, hoping to pick up Sammura. Next thing you know, he's going all "Jews for Jesus" over Stormy and her inflato-chest.
Hyde's new Muse:
 
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#312516 - 04/10/08 02:27 PM
Re: William Hyde
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I just want to thank Moose for the new sig.
"this board is built, in large part, on the idea that the lion's share of people in the pornography business are stupid, irresponsible, soulless fuck-ups."
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#312518 - 04/10/08 04:27 PM
Re: William Hyde
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#312519 - 04/10/08 10:39 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Bukkake Boy
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Nice try, but you came in on Hyde's side who was bagging on Jeff. Reread my post I said success is what's important, money and cars are the indicators of it (for the most part). Lousy spin and another clumsy attempt of yours to get off subject.
Don't get sand in virtual vagina now, but poor unsuccessful people, like you and your buddy Hyde, will always try to put others down for their success, it's called envy. Just suck it up and be the best losers you can be.
good grief, you're actually terrible at this. it's baffling that you've gained some kind of reputation as a heavyweight on this board. reread my post, goofy, i responded to your comment about success. i even quoted it by itself. i made an almost-topical reference to the film there will be blood.
money and cars are indicators of nothing more than financial success, not whatever notion of deep and lasting satisfaction/serenity you've built them up into in your mind. one final time i say to you, sir; jankity!
now go ahead and take your lazy-ass shots. try to spin the argument in your favor by accusing me of trying to spin it, say i'm getting off-topic cause i can't handle the truth, or just make one of your tired jokes that marginalize me. refer to my "virtual vagina" or call me poor or something. trying to demonize me...
look at my virtual titties, you dog. 
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#312522 - 04/11/08 06:00 AM
Re: William Hyde
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good grief, you're actually terrible at this. it's baffling that you've gained some kind of reputation as a heavyweight on this board. reread my post, goofy, i responded to your comment about success. i even quoted it by itself. i made an almost-topical reference to the film there will be blood.
money and cars are indicators of nothing more than financial success, not whatever notion of deep and lasting satisfaction/serenity you've built them up into in your mind. one final time i say to you, sir; jankity!
now go ahead and take your lazy-ass shots. try to spin the argument in your favor by accusing me of trying to spin it, say i'm getting off-topic cause i can't handle the truth, or just make one of your tired jokes that marginalize me. refer to my "virtual vagina" or call me poor or something. trying to demonize me...
look at my virtual titties, you dog.
Why don't I just keep throwing more and more crap at you, making increasingly frustrated, causing you to write more and more, while mashing teeth and furrowing your brow as you type, while I sit back and laugh harder and harder? God you're too easy.
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#312524 - 04/11/08 08:50 AM
Re: William Hyde
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this board is built, in large part, on the idea that the lion's share of people in the pornography business are stupid, irresponsible, soulless fuck-ups. it doesn't seem like that much of a leap to suggest that working in such conditions, indeed making one's fortune off of it, might be in and of itself a little bit soul-crushing. (not suggesting this is definitely the case, because how would i know, but still) "i'm surrounded by people who make me sick to my stomach every single day of my life, but, hey, i have a cool car!" mr. 2cit, if you had a fleet of lamborghinis it wouldn't matter- you'd still be a sad, furious prick, and actual women still wouldn't like you. going 120mph wouldn't change any of that. it just might dry your tears a little faster.
I so just jacked off to this post. Thank you. 
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#312526 - 04/11/08 10:14 AM
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#312527 - 04/11/08 10:20 AM
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#312528 - 04/11/08 10:35 AM
Re: William Hyde
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Bukkake Boy
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i see this is true
just one more failure for me
i blame the wealthy
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#312529 - 04/11/08 05:56 PM
Re: William Hyde
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A for effort though Moose. H2c serves his purpose as a punching bag when you want a light workout just to stay sharp... but he's not your go-to guy for reasoned debate. Being ignored is about the only thing he can't stand [ look how he humps my leg for attention ferchrissake ]. Just walk away and count yourself lucky you have something better to do with your time. Lord knows he doesn't.
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#312530 - 04/11/08 06:38 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Porn Jesus
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Bitch please, the only reason you ignore me is because I keep handing you your ass. Don't get your panties in a twist though it's OK I know you to be a complete and udder coward, I would expect nothing less from a child predator such as yourself.
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#312531 - 04/11/08 07:45 PM
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Why don't I just keep throwing more and more crap at you, making increasingly frustrated, causing you to write more and more, while mashing teeth and furrowing your brow as you type, while I sit back and laugh harder and harder? God you're too easy.
   every time i think i've got the answer, 2cit changes the question! arrgh!
Moose my lad, you will not win. Have2 doesn't lose.
Just walk away.
Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline
and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives.
Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland.
Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
Mad Max or Waterworld... I'm fucken ripped so fuck you all with the Costner blather.
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#312534 - 04/12/08 06:47 AM
Re: William Hyde
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Gunker
I would expect nothing less from a person who enjoys stir frying his own vomit and then photographing it.
Hyde
Another witty comeback. You're so funny and smart, I'm sure your double digit IQ score is matched only by the number of Amber Alerts you've triggered.
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#312536 - 04/12/08 05:05 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Gay For Pay
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Hey, they can't all be gems. In my own defense though, I was a little doped up on muscle relaxers last night, so I'm surprised the posts I made were coherent at all.
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#312538 - 04/12/08 11:23 PM
Re: William Hyde
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...a little doped up on muscle relaxers last night...
What did you give your victims?
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#312542 - 05/03/08 01:41 PM
Re: William Hyde
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Well.
All that nonsense was a joy to peel through. Gives me a little bit of an idea. Thanks.
btw.. I laughed out loud at the "unemployed sleeping on his brother's couch" comment. Occasionally, I find humor in the oddest things.
William has been quiet for some time, though. Wonder if he's still alive, and I wonder if I care.
Regardless, I can attest 100% to the fact that he is NOT a pedophile. That's about all I'm willing to disclose at the moment. Although, that doesn't make him any more/less respectable than he is already.
Oh, and he's been around women. I know the one he's with right now. She likes to leave her used maxi pads on the bathroom sink for other people to pick up. And she shit herself once. Maybe she's stopped doing those things, though. Who knows. Again, that's about all I'm willing to disclose. Oh, and I laughed when her cousin's baby died. Forgot to add that. I'm in the middle of photoshopping the baby's photos into something really obscene, so I can email them to random people.
Anyway, off to bed with me. Have fun.
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#312543 - 05/03/08 04:50 PM
Re: William Hyde
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i view hyde as someone smart enough to keep willie engaged and around. it's low-tide for personal hatred here, especially outside of the retards.
it's fun to watch him go after the sacred cows here and walk the tightrope of making enough sense to stay out of the box but still really piss people off.
my interactions with him consist of him throwing me under the bus a little over a year ago about being ahead of the fancy-rehab fad. a pm or three later, i came away thinking he was a decent guy i don't tend to agree with, but you need some of them around to keep things lively.
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#312544 - 05/03/08 06:06 PM
Re: William Hyde
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i view hyde as someone smart enough to keep willie engaged and around. it's low-tide for personal hatred here, especially outside of the retards.
it's fun to watch him go after the sacred cows here and walk the tightrope of making enough sense to stay out of the box but still really piss people off.
my interactions with him consist of him throwing me under the bus a little over a year ago about being ahead of the fancy-rehab fad. a pm or three later, i came away thinking he was a decent guy i don't tend to agree with, but you need some of them around to keep things lively.
He paints a different target on his back frequently. But he lacks the singleminded fanboyism that was a hallmark of firewall, saratoga120, and bauer024. It's kind of a glass half full/glass half empty situation.
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