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Hyde is not very street smart and has not been around very many women.

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Under no circumstances would I describe myself as "street smart" and, as near as I can calculate, I've been around as many women as men. [ I'll leave it to someone clever to turn that into a predictable reference ]

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He believes whores when they tell him they have cancer or other bullshit. He must be very young or a shut-in.

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I believe my friends. Everyone's a whore. Or if you'd like to explain to me why you're not... please feel free to proclaim to all assembled the rare pride you take in your work.
I'll admit to wishing I were a shut-in sometimes, but in fact we're just about the same age. I'm just a bit poorer, a bit sm*rter, and hate myself a bit less than you.

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When he grows up he hopes to follow in the footsteps of his heros AC Cream and Bono ONE but even Hyde thinks Sportswami has taken his fanboism to far.

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To this day I'm still not sure who these men are, or wtf it is that they do.

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