Early this Morning I went to the maternity ward at Baystate Medical to visit a friend, one of my very best friends, and her husband as they celebrated the birth of their first child. She is 37 he is 35. The baby boy weighed 8 pounds even and I got to hold it...now I have held all my nieces and nephews as babies but NEVER as new borns cuz I was off seeing the world and accumulating shit.


I nearly cried this morning holding baby tyler (that is his name)....




Then, I got home and felt like watching some Porn...I saw the attached image and thought "WAIT....thats where baby's come from, that shiot pissing out of this guy's dick and being eaten by the hottest woman in porn right now, Gianna Michaels. " That sperm should be going into her belly to father a new Gianna...the species depnds upon it...OMG what have I done??? I have killed MILLIONS of little burgs PAYING to splooge into hot chick's mouths. I am a traitor to humanity. FUCK ME!!!!!

Noone will miss some more partially disabled children wheeling around.

Be assured of it.

I hope she does anal before her tits are down to her knees. The sagging cans clock is ticking away my friends.

thats deep dude



hey gianna looks really hot like that...
wait
what were we talking about?

I think Bill Hicks (the late comedian not XPT BH) covered this concept with his "Gym Sock" routine.