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#312187 - 03/30/08 10:31 AM writing a bio
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	is kinda hard i know i can have the webmaster do it for me but i kinda wanted to write it myself and have it read really good trouble is everything i start to write about myself sounds stupid... that is all. _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#312188 - 03/30/08 11:01 AM Re: writing a bio
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	... I've hacked into Pretty's system and got an excerpt ... "So there I was naked and wet and I couldn't understand what he wanted me to do with the salami for the life of me. How did I let my cheerleader girlfriends talk me into this? Maybe I shouldn't have come here. But, what the hell. He was my math teacher. I couldn't get the whole tangent/cotangent thing and this seemed to be the best way to pass Trigonometry. Plus, he promised to lend me the cash I needed to pay for band camp. And, I don't want to sound like a lesbo or come off as some kind of cheap whore, but: His slutty wife was SO FUCKING HOT!!! Still I had my doubts. I was raised to be a good Christian girl and always planned to save myself for marriage. And, I don't really like girls, or at least I didn't think so. Yet, when Sandi pressed up against me and kissed me like she meant it, well, I just started to melt. And, when she slid her fingers in my pussy, I just surrendered to her will. Her hand was so soft." I hope I got that right. I hope the data wasn't corrupted. I fear I might have mixed the last part with some chick who just told me to "Shut Up!" on MySpace ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#312190 - 03/30/08 11:20 AM Re: writing a bio
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	Quote: ... I've hacked into Pretty's system and got an excerpt ... "So there I was naked and wet and I couldn't understand what he wanted me to do with the salami for the life of me. How did I let my cheerleader girlfriends talk me into this? Maybe I shouldn't have come here. But, what the hell. He was my math teacher. I couldn't get the whole tangent/cotangent thing and this seemed to be the best way to pass Trigonometry. Plus, he promised to lend me the cash I needed to pay for band camp. And, I don't want to sound like a lesbo or come off as some kind of cheap whore, but: His slutty wife was SO FUCKING HOT!!! Still I had my doubts. I was raised to be a good Christian girl and always planned to save myself for marriage. And, I don't really like girls, or at least I didn't think so. Yet, when Sandi pressed up against me and kissed me like she meant it, well, I just started to melt. And, when she slid her fingers in my pussy, I just surrendered to her will. Her hand was so soft." I hope I got that right. I hope the data wasn't corrupted. I fear I might have mixed the last part with some chick who just told me to "Shut Up!" on MySpace ... lol i would never say shut up! _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#312191 - 03/30/08 11:58 AM Re: writing a bio
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: lol i would never say shut up! Not you. She knows who she is. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#312192 - 03/30/08 12:05 PM Re: writing a bio
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	ive been reading different bio pages all day some are just brief descriptions of what sort of content is inside others have a lot of the girls personality in them. _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#312193 - 03/30/08 12:19 PM Re: writing a bio
Care Less Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/29/08 Posts: 604	Quote: lol i would never say shut up! Handbag, knife or Taser is always an option. _________________________ The moderators of this heap are meaningless cunts. The regulars of this heap are retarded cocksuckers. Fuck this shit.
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#312194 - 03/30/08 02:27 PM Re: writing a bio
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Hey, Pretty. Are you Lame or Cool Guy's sister? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#312195 - 03/30/08 02:37 PM Re: writing a bio
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	Quote: Hey, Pretty. Are you Lame or Cool Guy's sister? no im an only child i liked your bio gia! very cool read! _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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