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#312166 - 03/30/08 09:16 AM Who here has a blackberry
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
and more importantly what is your high score in brickbreaker, 7170 because i suck whos better

or if you have brickbreaker on another phone what is your score

just got 9600


Edited by ranathan (03/30/08 10:06 AM)

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#312167 - 03/30/08 10:35 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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I have a Blackberry but I couldn't tell you what games are on it. Truth be told, I haven't been good on a video game since Defender in the '80s.

Yeah, I'm old, son. Yuck it up. But I'm nursing away a mild hangover with the best goddamn Bloody I've had in years. I think I've found my new Sunday brunch spot.

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#312168 - 03/30/08 10:42 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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I'm nursing away a mild hangover with the best goddamn Bloody I've had in years. I think I've found my new Sunday brunch spot.




So you spend Saturday night drinking and posting to a porn forum and then are still posting from a table at a sunday brunch with a perfect bloody mary?

Was it served by a waitress with gum drop tits?

friends - get em!!!
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#312169 - 03/30/08 10:49 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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friends - get em!!!




Ahh, li'l eblab. That's a perfect example of "Those who can't, teach." Maybe if one of your little Bammy Brats ever gsve you the time of day I'd take you seriously.

Once again: Thanks for the laugh, pal.

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#312170 - 03/30/08 10:54 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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That's a perfect example of "Those who can't, teach." Maybe if one of your little Bammy Brats ever gsve you the time of day I'd take you seriously.








seriously tho...this is more than just concern trolling. How can you enjoy the best "bloody" of your life while engaged in a flame war with someone you don't know.

relax the tude dude...enjoy! turn off your computer (i refuse to believe you are really on your blackberry at a brunch) and go outside and live man LIVE!!!


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#312171 - 03/30/08 11:04 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Ummm, Douchebag? You started the flame here, not me, so maybe YOU ought to be the one to "relax the tude."

You're the biggest crybaby on the board. Here, I'll prove it:

Let's you and me tske a stroll over to the Cage. I'll wait until you screw on your balls. I think you left them in the drawer with your last pair of un-holey socks.

Got 'em? Good.

Okay, now what do you see? If you look hard enough you'll notice that Burg, Fatty and El G. each have their posts reflexively "one-starred." What you DON'T see, in the Cage or anywhere else, is any of them whining about it. Unlike a certain butthurt, non-porn posting mod I know.

Just you crawl on back to Bammy HQ and go back to your gruntwork, hoping and praying that the 20-something district leader you've been salivating over lets you do her photocopying for her. Maybe then she'll give you her number. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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#312172 - 03/30/08 11:10 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 01/27/06
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hahahaha

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#312173 - 03/30/08 11:15 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
can you nips stop trainwrecking my horrible thread at least until i get a brickbreaker xpt tournament going

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#312174 - 03/30/08 11:16 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Burg, Fatty and El G. each have their posts reflexively "one-starred."




Honestly, I have no idea what the stars even mean. I never pay attention to them.
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#312175 - 03/30/08 11:18 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
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morrrrrrning mr fatman how are you doing would you perhaps lke to tell us what your highscore is

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#312176 - 03/30/08 11:47 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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morrrrrrning mr fatman how are you doing would you perhaps lke to tell us what your highscore is




My high was over a 160 on my IQ, so I don't have a brickbreaker score.

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#312177 - 03/30/08 11:53 AM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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can you nips stop trainwrecking my horrible thread at least until i get a brickbreaker xpt tournament going




I'm sorry, ran. I really should know better than to get into it with XPT's own Cocksucking Cheerleader.




BTW: How did finals go, Brah?


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#312178 - 03/30/08 02:05 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
What is a brickbreaker?
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#312179 - 03/30/08 02:23 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I have a Blackberry and never played the vid games on it. I also cancelled my web browser service after AEE because my internet addiction is really, insanely bad. I read the internet under the table at restaurants with friends, I send emails making left hand turns, and started getting carpal tunnel. Saves me $20/month.
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#312180 - 03/30/08 02:53 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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I have a Blackberry and never played the vid games on it. I also cancelled my web browser service after AEE because my internet addiction is really, insanely bad. I read the internet under the table at restaurants with friends, I send emails making left hand turns, and started getting carpal tunnel. Saves me $20/month.




I hear you. I actually use the internet on the Blackberry very rarely. Most of the time, like today, I'm on the laptop. One of the nice things about NYC is that you can't go more than a dozen feet without finding an open WiFi connection. Compare that with Baltimore, which has... what? Fort McHenry? The Ghost of Ripkin? A murder rate that would have made Brooklyn's 75 PCT blush during the height of the crack wars?

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#312181 - 03/30/08 02:54 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i had blackberries for dessert tonight.
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#312182 - 03/30/08 03:00 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
It got so bad that I went to parties and asked the host if I can use their computer. People were swinging from the chandelier and I'm checking to see if the comments page at gawker got updated.

mmmn...blackberries.
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#312183 - 03/30/08 03:18 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Have you ever picked blackberries? I have. It's the most miserable thing to do because the bushes are thorny beyond believe and you have to walk right in amongst them to pick the berries and they ripen around the fourth of July around here so it's hot as blue blazes and when you pick them you get introduced to things like ticks and "chiggers".

That said I love the things and love blackberry jelly- nothing like it in the world when you spread it on a good cathead biscuit. Blackberry wine is pretty good too.

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#312184 - 03/30/08 03:27 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Ranamarathon, my highscore is 16,710 - level 29. I had to disable the sound for the game because the little clicks were giving me away in meetings.

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#312185 - 03/30/08 03:39 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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It got so bad that I went to parties and asked the host if I can use their computer. People were swinging from the chandelier and I'm checking to see if the comments page at gawker got updated.




I'm glad I'm not the only one like this.

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#312186 - 03/30/08 04:03 PM Re: Who here has a blackberry
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
16k grizz god dammit, i had the worthless ball bouncing around for like 3 minutes on level 15 and couldnt get the last block

fk lvl 15 imo

edit i also have a pearl and that thing was seriously made for 8 year olds, fucking buttons are way to small including the trackball

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