Ummm, Douchebag? You started the flame here, not me, so maybe YOU ought to be the one to "relax the tude."

You're the biggest crybaby on the board. Here, I'll prove it:

Let's you and me tske a stroll over to the Cage. I'll wait until you screw on your balls. I think you left them in the drawer with your last pair of un-holey socks.

Got 'em? Good.

Okay, now what do you see? If you look hard enough you'll notice that Burg, Fatty and El G. each have their posts reflexively "one-starred." What you DON'T see, in the Cage or anywhere else, is any of them whining about it. Unlike a certain butthurt, non-porn posting mod I know.

Just you crawl on back to Bammy HQ and go back to your gruntwork, hoping and praying that the 20-something district leader you've been salivating over lets you do her photocopying for her. Maybe then she'll give you her number. Yeah, that's the ticket.