Yes, my hairline is receding. It has been that way for years now. One day my head will be as barren as I wish your mother's womb would have been 9 months before you were born.

Your joke is lame, Sir. My post was unique, original, and (most importantly) funny. You replied with a....hairline joke.

As Charlie Brown used to say, "Good grief."

The next time I get to drive Jeff's Lamborghini, I will target you, Sir. I will find you standing in some soup kitchen's line and splatter you against the bumper. I will then forge a donor sticker on your license, rip out your hair, and glue it to my gigantic bald spot.

You will, in effect, be giving me the best head I have ever had.

I thank you in advance.