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I had been drinking, it's true, but that did not prevent me from mustering up the courage to try to take my career to the next level by auditioning for a nude modeling project at the Phoenix Forum. A compensatory t-shirt was discussed but never received and I was told that my man boobs were not as pear-shaped as they needed to be. Heartbroken, I returned to the convention and drank myself into a still-continuing depression.





You should get back to the gym, bro. You are heading into Dick Nastyville....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock