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I had been drinking, it's true, but that did not prevent me from mustering up the courage to try to take my career to the next level by auditioning for a nude modeling project at the Phoenix Forum. A compensatory t-shirt was discussed but never received and I was told that my man boobs were not as pear-shaped as they needed to be. Heartbroken, I returned to the convention and drank myself into a still-continuing depression.

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Hahahaha, nice one BI!!!