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#312092 - 03/30/08 02:33 AM
Re: Girls Gone Wild discriminates.
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
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I had been drinking, it's true, but that did not prevent me from mustering up the courage to try to take my career to the next level by auditioning for a nude modeling project at the Phoenix Forum. A compensatory t-shirt was discussed but never received and I was told that my man boobs were not as pear-shaped as they needed to be. Heartbroken, I returned to the convention and drank myself into a still-continuing depression.
You american hotties just have no shame! 
I don't think Girls Gone Wild could ever happen in Australia
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#312093 - 03/30/08 03:09 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#312094 - 03/30/08 04:58 AM
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Registered: 09/06/03
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I had been drinking, it's true, but that did not prevent me from mustering up the courage to try to take my career to the next level by auditioning for a nude modeling project at the Phoenix Forum. A compensatory t-shirt was discussed but never received and I was told that my man boobs were not as pear-shaped as they needed to be. Heartbroken, I returned to the convention and drank myself into a still-continuing depression.
You american hotties just have no shame!
I don't think Girls Gone Wild could ever happen in Australia
I like the low hipped jeans Brandon
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#312096 - 03/30/08 05:40 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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http://www.girlsgonewild.com.au/
Those are the same American movies.
Welcome to the official Girls Gone Wild Australian website. Girls Gone Wild is reality TV as you have never seen it before! Girls Gone Wild captures the hottest all-real College Girls partying hard and having the time of their lives at events such as Spring Break and Mardi Gras. When you watch your very first Girls Gone Wild DVD you will fully understand why Girls Gone Wild is now the world's best selling men's DVD brand! These girls are willing to do absolutely anything in front of our cameras!
When you enter the www.girlsgonewild.com.au website you can see some hot free pics and videos, shop for DVD’s, join up to our e-newsletters as well join the Member’s area where you can watch video clips from the hottest DVD’s titles whenever you like!
Girls Gone Wild has now officially launched in Australia and New Zealand and we will be scouring the country throughout 2008 with our film crews looking for the hottest Aussie girls to star in our DVD’s. We recommend that you join up to our e-newsletters to keep up to date with all the latest GGW news and events.
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#312098 - 03/30/08 08:27 AM
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Girls Gone Wild discriminates...
You're just itchin' to get Tritone started, aren't you? 
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Girls Gone Wild has now officially launched in Australia and New we will be scouring the country throughout 2008 with our film crews looking for the hottest Aussie girls to star in our DVD’s.
I didn't click the link, but from the highlighted text, it sounds like they intend to shoot Aussie and Kiwi chicks throughout the year and the American chicks are just a tide-me-over until they're up.
Of course, this is Joe Francis, so who the fuck knows what nationality they'll be, or even if they're legal. :jailbaitbanana:
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#312099 - 03/30/08 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I had been drinking, it's true, but that did not prevent me from mustering up the courage to try to take my career to the next level by auditioning for a nude modeling project at the Phoenix Forum. A compensatory t-shirt was discussed but never received and I was told that my man boobs were not as pear-shaped as they needed to be. Heartbroken, I returned to the convention and drank myself into a still-continuing depression.
Brandina, did you know it's a felony to knowingly spread an infectuous disease to another person? I hope you're telling those whores that you are a walking HPV factory, otherwise you better be looking over your shoulder for the bacon posse.
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#312110 - 03/31/08 03:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Thanks for the beer Brandon.
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#312112 - 03/31/08 03:43 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Thanks for the beer Brandon.
You are welcome. As you can see above, Anthony Hardwood took an entire six pack for himself but I'm glad you enjoyed your brew.
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#312114 - 04/01/08 08:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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owen wilson really bulked up while in rehab.
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#312116 - 04/01/08 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I am having Anthony Hardwood do all my workouts for me. Here is how he is doing for me so far. Pretty soon I will be able to photoshop my head on his body for beach season.
Brandon do squats in Anthony's Hardwood?
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#312117 - 04/02/08 03:41 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Yes, my hairline is receding. It has been that way for years now. One day my head will be as barren as I wish your mother's womb would have been 9 months before you were born.
Your joke is lame, Sir. My post was unique, original, and (most importantly) funny. You replied with a....hairline joke.
As Charlie Brown used to say, "Good grief."
The next time I get to drive Jeff's Lamborghini, I will target you, Sir. I will find you standing in some soup kitchen's line and splatter you against the bumper. I will then forge a donor sticker on your license, rip out your hair, and glue it to my gigantic bald spot.
You will, in effect, be giving me the best head I have ever had.
I thank you in advance.
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#312120 - 04/02/08 04:38 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Nice to see you, too! Good times!
Penny Flame, Lexi Belle, Katja Kassin, Brianna Love, and Brooke Haven all in bikinis...nice.
You shoulda stayed the extra day for the girls gone wild party Brandon. There were T-shirts given to anyone... of course they were baby Tee's... The highlight for me was being groped by Lexie, it's the little things in life right? 
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