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The State of Lawn Guyland....it does have a ring to it.

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I have an idea for the state symbol.

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Ah, sweet LIE. I parked a car on thee once.
Now, the GSP and NJT, those are roads you gotta love.

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That is NOT the LIE. The LIE is NEVER that wide and has no tolls except where it begins/ends for the Midtown tunnel. There it has only 3 lanes breaking out to 7-8 toll booths with 100 ft or so of the entrance ... with never more then fucking 4 or 5 working/open.




EDIT: The other tell-tale sign that it's not LI ... there are NO CARS darting in and out from lane to lane when the smallest gap appears to possibly get ahead of someone.

Everyone is content with their lane and behaving in an orderly fashion.

THAT IS NOT HOW LONG ISLAND WORKS!!