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#311737 - 03/28/08 05:24 PM
You people are so hung up on black cock lately.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Dear Pretty Much Everyone Here,
It seems these days that every thread has been hijacked into a discussion about race or IR porn. Usually, Tritone instigates it, but these days everyone else does it for him. I understand that it's out of humor to get Tritone all worked up, but it's getting old.
Love,
gia
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#311738 - 03/28/08 05:30 PM
Re: You people are so hung up on black cock lately.
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and anyone who focus on the cock is porno is not about the cock...or the meat puppet for that matter....unless its porn!!!
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#311742 - 03/28/08 06:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
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lol, you're really upset that people are calling you out on your racism, aren't you?
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#311743 - 03/28/08 06:41 PM
Re: You people are so hung up on black cock lately
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#311744 - 03/28/08 06:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I say we get back to the basics. Once more, with feeling! ... I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Makes me so horny Ooh, rumple smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen her dancin', To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette ... Thanks, Sir Mix-a-Lot.
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#311745 - 03/28/08 07:04 PM
Re: You people are so hung up on black cock lately
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I say we get back to the basics. Once more, with feeling!
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I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Makes me so horny Ooh, rumple smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
I've seen her dancin', To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette ...
Thanks, Sir Mix-a-Lot.
I challenge Bluecipher to a rap off...............
<sample from Full Metal Jacket> What'll we get for ten dollars? Every 'ting you want Everything? Every'ting Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh! Ooohh! </sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns): <sample from Full Metal Jacket> Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time! </sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Verse 1: [Brother Marquis] Sittin' at home with my dick on hard So I got the black book for a freak to call Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?" I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo rNot having no idea of what the night had in store I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny
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Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice] Girls always ask me why I fuck so much I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?" 'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass? I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny
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Verse 3: [Brother Marquis] You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted I'll play with your heart just like it's a game I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.
Chorus Breakdown(4x): <sample from Full Metal Jacket> Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! </sample from Full Metal Jacket>
Chorus
Verse 4: [Fresh Kid Ice] It's true, you were a virgin until you met me I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty You tell your parents that we're goin' out Never to the movies, just straight to my house You said it yourself, you like it like I do Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny
Chorus Breakdown (repeated till end of track): <sample from Full Metal Jacket> Fuckie suckie. Me fuckie suckie. </sample from Full Metal Jacket>
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#311746 - 03/28/08 07:22 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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To be precise, that track is "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew. The vocal performance of a Vietnamese hooker featured in Full Metal Jacket was sampled for it. There is some strange stuff going on in the heaven fan club when it comes to porn. The following is from the Wikipedia link above: "Mr. Mixx left soon after, leaving Fresh Kid Ice and Brother Marquis to record The Real One in 1998. It peaked at #59 on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart. In 1998, Brother Marquis became a born-again Christian, quit the group, and began devoting himself to combating what he sees as the "evils" that he as a member of 2 Live Crew portrayed and glorified. His born again status/views on music changed back to his roots as he worked with an LA rock/rap group called the Shake Joint and released a solo album that contained explicit lyrics." Consequent belief redefined.
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#311747 - 03/28/08 07:29 PM
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To be precise, that track is "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew.
The vocal performance of a Vietnamese hooker featured in Full Metal Jacket was sampled for it.
There is some strange stuff going on in the heaven fan club when it comes to porn. The following is from the Wikipedia link above:
"Mr. Mixx left soon after, leaving Fresh Kid Ice and Brother Marquis to record The Real One in 1998. It peaked at #59 on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart. In 1998, Brother Marquis became a born-again Christian, quit the group, and began devoting himself to combating what he sees as the "evils" that he as a member of 2 Live Crew portrayed and glorified. His born again status/views on music changed back to his roots as he worked with an LA rock/rap group called the Shake Joint and released a solo album that contained explicit lyrics."
Consequent belief redefined.
And if it was not for the likes of Nick Navarro ...they probably wouldn’t have been so popular....just another example of free publicity courtesy of your tax dollars.
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#311748 - 03/28/08 07:32 PM
Re: You people are so hung up on black cock lately
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
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Hey Donny, could you not plaster your junk right in the middle and ruin the picture, a nice professional ad placed at the bottom would suffice.
Thank you, and god bless.
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#311753 - 03/28/08 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Edited by Bluecipher (03/28/08 08:48 PM)
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#311756 - 03/28/08 09:08 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
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To be precise, that track is "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew.
The vocal performance of a Vietnamese hooker featured in Full Metal Jacket was sampled for it.
There is some strange stuff going on in the heaven fan club when it comes to porn. The following is from the Wikipedia link above:
"Mr. Mixx left soon after, leaving Fresh Kid Ice and Brother Marquis to record The Real One in 1998. It peaked at #59 on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart. In 1998, Brother Marquis became a born-again Christian, quit the group, and began devoting himself to combating what he sees as the "evils" that he as a member of 2 Live Crew portrayed and glorified. His born again status/views on music changed back to his roots as he worked with an LA rock/rap group called the Shake Joint and released a solo album that contained explicit lyrics."
Consequent belief redefined.
And if it was not for the likes of Nick Navarro ...they probably wouldn’t have been so popular....just another example of free publicity courtesy of your tax dollars.
And don't forget that other idiot - Jack Thompson.
http://www.avn.com/index.cfm?objectID=E7A44851-0D61-5546-2D546EDE73BE60FF&slid=482580
"Some of the "highlights" of Thompson's career thereafter include: • Campaigning to have local Florida officials block sales of 2 Live Crew's "Nasty As They Wanna Be" album, after his requests to Reno to investigate the group for obscenity were rebuffed. According to Wikipedia, "In sending documents to opponents, Thompson would frequently attach a photocopy of his driver's license, with a photo of Batman pasted over his own, just to make sure they knew who they were dealing with... He also wore a Batman wristwatch [and] compared [2 Live Crew singer Luther] Campbell to the Joker." (The Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals eventually declared the album not to be obscene.)
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#311757 - 03/28/08 09:08 PM
Re: You people are so hung up on black cock lately
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/29/08
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In Full Metal Jacket the Vietnamese hooker does not want to do business with a coloured soldier, as she thinks the dicks of black guys are too long for her to handle.
In porn this might be some find appealing.
For tritone´s lost cause it appears to be a cliché.
And what the brothers without the Lexington Steele equipment do with their stigma remains obscure.
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#311758 - 03/30/08 05:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dear Pretty Much Everyone Here,
It seems these days that every thread has been hijacked into a discussion about race or IR porn. Usually, Tritone instigates it, but these days everyone else does it for him. I understand that it's out of humor to get Tritone all worked up, but it's getting old.
Love,
gia
That is adorable and funny. I stole it from ya.
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#311759 - 03/30/08 06:00 PM
Re: You people are so hung up on black cock lately
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Porn Jesus
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In Full Metal Jacket the Vietnamese hooker does not want to do business with a coloured soldier, as she thinks the dicks of black guys are too long for her to handle.
what part was that, I dont remember her saying that?
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#311761 - 03/30/08 06:26 PM
Re: You people are so hung up on black cock lately
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Porn Jesus
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In Full Metal Jacket the Vietnamese hooker does not want to do business with a coloured soldier, as she thinks the dicks of black guys are too long for her to handle.
what part was that, I dont remember her saying that?
I do not recall the exact time index, but it is where the sample from the rap track mentioned above stems from as well. After the boot camp or basic training or whatever it is, the group of young soldiers portrayed are sent into battle for the first time. They encounter a pimp on a motor roller trying to push some meat he drives around with - the Vietnamese hooker. So, somewhere in the second third of the film would be my guess.
I've seen it millions of times, I guess I gotta watch it one more time.
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#311766 - 03/30/08 08:43 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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I've seen it millions of times, I guess I gotta watch it one more time.
They are all sitting around and a pimp rolls up with a hooker . They make offers and she accepts , but says no black guys . "TOO BooKU !! " .
Than the black guy says something about his "alabama black snake , but it aint too damn buku " . Then he whips it out and shows her .
She then says ok .
Then the dudes argue who goes first , and a white guys says something about "all black dudes must fucking die" or something , then the white guy takes the hooker by the arm and walks her off to the fuck spot .
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#311770 - 03/31/08 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Those damn French colonialists!
Private Eightball: "What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned 'beaucoup'".
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#311771 - 03/31/08 10:43 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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lol, you're really upset that people are calling you out on your racism, aren't you?
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#311772 - 03/31/08 04:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I've seen it millions of times, I guess I gotta watch it one more time.
They are all sitting around and a pimp rolls up with a hooker . They make offers and she accepts , but says no black guys . "TOO BooKU !! " .
Than the black guy says something about his "alabama black snake , but it aint too damn buku " . Then he whips it out and shows her .
She then says ok .
Then the dudes argue who goes first , and a white guys says something about "all black dudes must fucking die" or something , then the white guy takes the hooker by the arm and walks her off to the fuck spot .
Ahhhhhhhhh yes now I remember, thank you.
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#311773 - 03/31/08 07:06 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/08/07
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It would appear that Gia Jordan Has a Negro Problem. The Doctor
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#311775 - 03/31/08 08:41 PM
I'll save y'all some work
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#311776 - 04/02/08 09:58 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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lol, you're really upset that people are calling you out on your racism, aren't you?
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