She wasn't in porn, but a whore I had the "pleasure" of meeting once stole the TV (bolted down) in the hotel room I'd rented for the encounter WHILE I WAS GRABBING US SOME SODAS. Seriously. I rented the room expressly for meeting her, so I hadn't left her alone with anything that belonged to me, and she'd expressed interest in a soda before she went on her way, so I wandered just down the hall and downstairs, couldn't have been gone more than five minutes, tops, and - BAM - her and the TV were gone when I got back. She must have had her driver just nearby or something, fuck if I know how they did it so fast. It was almost worth the money I had to pay the hotel just for the story.