Pffft....this is a neverending saga. But in the recent past, things have been relatively stable. I think this is primarily due to my having only "seen" a small, elite group of whores since the first of the year, along with a quasi-relationship with a spend happy trauma nurse from Atlantic City from January through June of this year (a friendly game of on-again-off-again JOYFM romance....JOYFM = J ust O pen Y our F ucking M outh ). The chance and likelihood of blatant whore theft just wasnt as prevalent as other periods of my life...although I must say, some of the dough I blew entertaining and being a gentleman to the nursey nurse from AC felt like I was being robbed, after a fashion. Consider:

With some gold-digging whores, the experience can still be quite pleasurable. It isnt a straightforward "pay for the whore's company/gobbling skills" arrangement where you give the chick 1500 bucks plus tip plus dinner plus quality time with Burglar; it's more like take her out to dinner, and then a moon-lit boat ride along the coast, followed by (or preceded by) a shopping interlude where you get her a new dress or some shoes or earrings or (???), with the prospect of repeating the whole experience the next time she is off work...Now, if the girlfriend-whore (a "GFW" instead of a "GFE") is truly exceptional, as well as smart AND a quality slut, she will perform her duties and obligations and generally hold up her end of the deal with aplomb and some kick-ass raunchy filthy memorably addicting sexual antics and cum gobbling. She will do all of the "little things" like massage your nuts, stick her tongue up your pisshole, hold her mouth open & lock eyes with you in between sucking/jerking/talking the splooge right out of you and, before swallowing your reproductive fluids, she will take your hand and place it on her throat so you can feel the reflexes of her swallowing and take your other hand and place it on her tummy to symbollically feel the "splashdown"...

However, if she is just a real simple selfish sociopathic twat, she will do the bare minimum of sex and act like she is doing you a favor by allowing you to blow money on her throughout the night. She might even completely ignore you physically and/or complain of headaches. Now, in my nursey nurse's case, she was genuine in her "friendship" but totally flunked when it came to taking care of her end of the debauchery equation...she didnt duck out of it or fail to give it a good effort, she was just remiss when it came to being able to perform what was required of her in this superficial romantic farce: She repeatedly allowed herself to get BOMBED during the evening so that, when it came time to get down with the gobbling, she was a wreck...one time she even committed the (almost) unpardonable sin of puking on my wheelchair footrests. This type of golddigging "GFW" is what I call the passive-agressive bitch...she doesnt mean to fail in keeping up her end of the arrangement, she is just not conscientious. A true, BONERFIDE, slut-whore who KNOWS the secret to her continually getting paid by Burglar is one who is conscientious about keeping the gobbling intense and hott. Then, I dont mind blowing whatever reasonable amount of money the evening's activity calls for....if not, then I am better off calling a straighforward Whore-for-hire.

From what I have gathered from anecdotal (i.e. Eric) sources here at XPT & elsewhere, Bree Olsen seems like to kind of golddigging girlwhorefriend you DONT want; XPT's own Gian Jerkinz seems like she embodies the important quality of CONSCIENTIOUSNESS (she refers to it as "servicey") that I am talking about as being highly desirous in a whore, whether it be straightforward whorishness for sale, or as a girlfriendwhore (GFW), or as a mistress, or as a live-in onsite on demand cum gobbler/cum dispossal unit. Moxxie Maddron would be another prime example....Cameron Keys doesnt gobble but she certainly has the right "tood" when it comes to being a whore.