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why did you own a chainsaw burg?



The Shed with all the shit the landscaper uses up back had a defective lock. I've personally handled a chainsaw once in my life, there was a small pine tree obscuring my view of the Connecticut river so I just got pissed one day and tried to cut it down...problem was, even with my brakes locked on my chair, I couldnt cut the tree because the saw would drag me towards, or push me away if i turned it around, from the tree...

All I know is one night, after sitting out on the gazebo discussing nature vs. nurture with a very bright atheltic outdoors-loving whore who had a Father that was a wannabe gynecoligist and practiced on her when she was 12-15, I dozed off...3 days later when the dude showed up to tend things he came to me and said "(Grunt) ...Chainsaw Gone (Grrr) What the fuck?" I deduced the rest from there...I didnt call the whore and complain, her story was too sad, I bought a new one on sale.
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