There was another thread some time back about the issue of whores and theft, but fuck me if I am going to bother to find it....

Anyhoohow, here is a list as best as I re canmemeber right now of shit that whores (for hire, gold diggers and the odd Legit Girlfriend that I have had since age 18...) have burglarized from Da Burglar.

1 Chainsaw

139 Percocets

768 Altoid Mints Labeled "Percocet" in nondescript Pill Bottles

My Back In Black AC/DC CD

39 Ounces of Pot

My Imported Toothpaste from Norway (Seriously)

A deck of Cards from The Iraq Invasion of 2003

My Sense of Humor on several occasions

Thousands of hours of my time

Attempted theft of one of my Handivans...she made it down to the end of the street, with the ramp still extended out and caught it on a telephone pole. Stupid bitch, but I made money off the insurance, :banalcreamboolaboola:

Pens

My hearing Aid

Various Food Items and dishes that I always have around...this is usually the whores with kids at home waiting to eat something....anything.....

Postage stamps

My Wheelchair basketball "One Shining Moment(s)" Video where I hit the winning three against the cripples from Duluth Minnesota back in 1989 AND also spilled out of my B-ball chair onto the floor making an unreal save. This one hurts.....

Numerous pieces of "Harvard" apparel (Like "Oh suuurree, SHE went to HARVARD...")

My snyder's Buffalo Wing Pretzel Pieces (this doesnt count as normal food items referenced above, these things are what keeps me sober at times like this, when I type shit on XPT or other sites that I otherwise wouldnt be able to express...where the typos end, my munching begins.)

Da Burglarized Burglar Out