A spark flare almost burnt my left eye on Saturday night so yesterday I literary couldn't open my eyes.

Today my eye looks like someone took a blowtorch to it. I had to put some ointment I got from the good doc and might have to wear an eye patch tomorrow but miraculously I can see from both eyes again.

This thread has a new meaning for me. Yesterday I couldn't watch a thing and today I was watching episodes of Locked Up Aboard like nothing happened.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.