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#310219 - 03/26/08 03:16 PM You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I found myself yelling this today when my cat knocked my last beer over onto my last pile of dope. It became a mantra as I cleaned up after the little cocksucker. Anyone else had any conflicts of man vs. beast today? Man vs. world? Man vs. self? _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#310220 - 03/26/08 03:30 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	Sometimes I tie myself off with my dog's leash and she jumps around in all the needles. I hate that. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#310221 - 03/26/08 03:32 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I've got a feeling that this is one of those threads I'm not going to remember having written until I'm squatting on a stainless steel toilet picking through my own shit as border guards watch with baited breath and gloved fingers, trying to explain that I was never really that serious to begin with. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#310222 - 03/26/08 03:46 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: Sometimes I tie myself off with my dog's leash and she jumps around in all the needles. I hate that. I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes they forget how to behave in public. A solid knee in the sternum usually works. Failing that, inalienation of affection seems to produce at least short-term results. Works great on dogs, too. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#310223 - 03/26/08 04:36 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Anonymous Unregistered	Dude, is this your Gay Cat from last year? This would explain much.
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#310224 - 03/26/08 04:44 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5103 Loc:	Quote: Dude, is this your Gay Cat from last year? This would explain much. Gay cats? Lucky you don't own a pair of bonobos/pygmy chimpanzees. They'll bang each other from here to eternity and not a peep of regret from them after they contemplate what they've done. Bonobos are the C3Xs of the primate world. Truly cheeky little monkeys. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#310225 - 03/26/08 05:20 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Dude, is this your Gay Cat from last year? This would explain much. That was a great thread. Handful, you wanna hit this shit? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#310226 - 03/26/08 07:08 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	No problems with my cats today. They slept quietly around me this afternoon as I caught up on the sleep I lost watching the MLB games in Japan and didn't complain one bit when their bowl was filled later than usual due to my prolonged nap. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#310227 - 03/26/08 09:22 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Anonymous Unregistered	and here I thought this thread had something to do with ODB.....
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#310228 - 03/27/08 04:21 AM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Actually, it was my gay cat that knocked the shit over. I'm going to hunt him down and put his pic up here later today. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#310229 - 03/27/08 09:00 AM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5103 Loc:	Quote: Actually, it was my gay cat that knocked the shit over. I'm going to hunt him down and put his pic up here later today. Is he on the C3X No List? Sorry to beat a dead horse ... _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#310230 - 03/27/08 07:25 PM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: and here I thought this thread had something to do with ODB..... love that crazy bastard.
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#310231 - 03/28/08 05:26 AM Re: You Dirty Dirty Dirty Bastard
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: and here I thought this thread had something to do with ODB..... love that crazy bastard. Shimmy shimmy yaw, shimmy yeah, shimmy yay! _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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