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Sometimes I tie myself off with my dog's leash and she jumps around in all the needles. I hate that.



I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes they forget how to behave in public. A solid knee in the sternum usually works. Failing that, inalienation of affection seems to produce at least short-term results.

Works great on dogs, too.
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