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#310105 - 03/25/08 07:29 PM Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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#310106 - 03/25/08 07:38 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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she's giving hygiene tips to men and she's with a guy who looks like he sleeps in a cardboard box?
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#310107 - 03/25/08 08:12 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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The interviewer called her "the Queen of Porn".

Did a comet hit in LA? I can't imagine what else could so suddenly cause the extinction of the plethera of other whores who would have precedence over her for that title before succession passed to Tera.

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#310108 - 03/25/08 09:08 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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she's giving hygiene tips to men and she's with a guy who looks like he sleeps in a cardboard box?



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#310109 - 03/25/08 10:10 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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I guess in her imaginary land she queen but in this reality, not even close
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#310110 - 03/26/08 03:11 AM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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Of course, this beggars the question: 'If not Tera, who is?'

She's no doubt up there in the mix, but I would guess that Jenna Haze, Belladonna, and Sasha Grey (amongst other gonzo standouts) have shifted more units recently, and if we're talking the 'Contract Girl/Features/Mainstream Crossover'-type of 'Queen of Porn', then I'd probably have to go with Stormy.

I'm sure someone like vodguy could kick down some interesting knowledge about who are the true MVP's of porn.

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#310111 - 03/26/08 08:41 AM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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Sasha Grey.............damn her.....damn her to hell!!!!

oh, you ask why.......

this chicks name comes up in every other post.....

and better yet to quote Gia...I never heard of her.

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#310112 - 03/26/08 11:23 AM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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The interviewer called her "the Queen of Porn".

Did a comet hit in LA? I can't imagine what else could so suddenly cause the extinction of the plethera of other whores who would have precedence over her for that title before succession passed to Tera.






Again, it's like Jenna Jameson. Guys who don't do their research are quick to drop superlatives on whoever they are interviewing at that moment. It's like calling Metallica the greatest rock band in the world.

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#310113 - 03/26/08 08:44 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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Of course, this beggars the question: 'If not Tera, who is?'

She's no doubt up there in the mix, but I would guess that Jenna Haze, Belladonna, and Sasha Grey (amongst other gonzo standouts) have shifted more units recently, and if we're talking the 'Contract Girl/Features/Mainstream Crossover'-type of 'Queen of Porn', then I'd probably have to go with Stormy.

I'm sure someone like vodguy could kick down some interesting knowledge about who are the true MVP's of porn.




There is no queen of porn. Porn can't have a queen. Any woman in porn can be replaced by about 50 other chicks the moment she leaves. A queen implies royalty. Royalty and taking random cocks for money are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum. If there is a woman that male performers would be willing to give their testicles to do a scene with... THAT would be royalty. Still, I doubt there is any woman that great in the biz. Seriously, why give your balls for a woman when you can work with countless others and get paid? I just use the comparison because a whole lot of men would give anything to be with Cleopatra... not just because she was hot but because of the unspeakable power than came with her. You won't find anything like that in porn.

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#310114 - 03/26/08 09:04 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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If there is a woman that male performers would be willing to give their testicles to do a scene with... THAT would be royalty.




ben would give his balls to Gen Padova.
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#310115 - 03/26/08 09:31 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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Ah, yes, I didn't take into consideration that some male "performers" were fucking nuts.

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#310116 - 03/28/08 10:48 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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There is no queen of porn. Porn can't have a queen. Any woman in porn can be replaced by about 50 other chicks the moment she leaves. A queen implies royalty. Royalty and taking random cocks for money are at complete opposite ends of the spectrum. If there is a woman that male performers would be willing to give their testicles to do a scene with... THAT would be royalty. Still, I doubt there is any woman that great in the biz. Seriously, why give your balls for a woman when you can work with countless others and get paid? I just use the comparison because a whole lot of men would give anything to be with Cleopatra... not just because she was hot but because of the unspeakable power than came with her. You won't find anything like that in porn.




Bah! Belladonna is the current Queen of Porn! And porn is in bad shape right now...

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#310117 - 03/29/08 09:30 AM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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Belladonna could be the queen of porn. Think about it. All the queens in england have been very very ugly. There hasn't been one attractive queen in the history of queens. By the time they hit queen, they are old and shriveled and washed up.

However, you guys are dumb to think that Tara isn't the most recognizable porn figure now that Jenna has left the building. Jenna Haze? Nobody knows who she is in any mainstream house in America. Tera, like Jenna, has some name recognition. Stormy? That is equally ridiculous. We aren't talking "Queen" as in best performer. We are talking about recognition in media.
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#310118 - 03/29/08 09:54 AM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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By the time they hit queen, they are old and shriveled and washed up.




Elizabeth I ascended at age 25.
Victoria ascended at age 18.
Elizabeth II ascended at age 25.

Sure, they're all pigs, but not old.
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#310119 - 03/29/08 04:52 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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Sure, they're all pigs, but not old.






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#310120 - 03/31/08 06:50 AM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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However, you guys are dumb to think that Tara isn't the most recognizable porn figure now that Jenna has left the building.




Nice work, insider.
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#310121 - 04/01/08 12:54 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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hell yeah... if your balls are smooth... a tongue will get them soaking wet, and then it is only a matter of time before that same tongue is buried in your ass....
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#310122 - 04/01/08 12:56 PM Re: Tera Patrick sayes........."SHAVE YOUR BALLS!"
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queen of porn? joanna angel, maybe?
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