Sorry, Bore-nyo, but it all checks out. Jeff is applying the sales principles from Glengarry Glen Ross. It's simple ABCs: Always Be Closing. I happened to be the sales leader for February, so I got the car for a few days. Not bragging. Not boasting. Just cold, hard facts, my friend.

I'd stay and chat but I'm heading down to Long Beach to do some time trials against Max Hardcore's corvette. Have a good Lambo-less day.