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How did that puny whiny mafia guy get to date Maria Sharapova? Why are Maroon 5 so popular? I guess maybe there aren't any other boy bands for the teenage girls anymore

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What a surprise! A lead singer of a pop group gets the girl. That's NEVER happened before. Never.




Next thing you know, girls will be falling for quarterbacks.



I'm having a shameful Tritone-like moment ... celebrating the fact that such an uber-shiksa is dating a guy with such a Jew name.