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#309667 - 03/24/08 12:27 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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He's really yucking it up- drinking his own urine in some weird orthodox jewish ritual
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#309668 - 03/24/08 12:29 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Holy Shit he looks fucked up....wait, could he be hitting the Ganja regularly (and FINALLY)??? Let us hope so, that would explain the chaotic beard and everything.
Ok, when I first hit this link, he was blowing his nose into a Hanky...I mean a lot of snot here folks. And NOw, JUST now, he took a drink from a plastic Jug he pulled from beneath his desk that contained a bright yellow liquid, almost like Piss.
Someone ask Holly if she was ever asked to pee into his mouth...I cant ask her myself, I care deeply for Holly, especially now after seeing this. if I cared for Luke i'd call one of my L.A. spcialists to make a house call ASAP. Unfortunately, I dont care ENOUGH... I care a little, but not much.
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#309669 - 03/24/08 01:35 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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How exciting. He appears to be sleeping on his futon right now. Is this what fake Jews do for fun?
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#309670 - 03/24/08 02:57 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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He's really yucking it up- drinking his own urine in some weird orthodox jewish ritual
This gives me hope that Joanna Angel drinks piss. 
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#309671 - 03/24/08 06:43 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#309672 - 03/24/08 10:32 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I logged in as 'lubbenitup.'  User guest412 entered the room. User guest412 changed their name to lubbenitup. User guest10 entered the room. lubbenitup: can someone put more streaks in my hair? AlanLudden: yes, hold still. lubbenitup: it would update my look to 2003 AlanLudden: You were at your finest then. lubbenitup: i'm bringing jersey jaxin to schul User guest413 entered the room. User guest10 left the room. lubbenitup: the walking will do her good BobEwbanks: She'll f**k up the computers. lubbenitup: a walk down fairfax burns 100 calories BobEwbanks: I think he should bring Cherish & Cali Marie. User guest411 left the room. lubbenitup: theyd stop at canters. theyre eating for 4 BobEwbanks: They'd ask for mayo on there pastrami.
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#309673 - 03/24/08 10:42 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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I logged in as Handful this afternoon. He waved and said hi enthusiastically. I asked if he's coming back to XPT. His smile disappeared and he answered with a simple 'no'. Then I logged the fuck out cause I realized I was sitting in my living room, watching Luke Ford sitting in his living room. 
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#309677 - 03/24/08 10:47 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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"I'll take a ride to Beverly Hills just before dawn, and knock the little jockeys off the rich people's lawns"...
Is this from rap song I haven't heard?
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#309679 - 03/24/08 10:52 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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It's Zappa. It's also how Tritone gets back at the Man for trying to keep a brotha down.
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#309681 - 03/24/08 11:04 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#309682 - 03/24/08 11:25 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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That was more fun with greater numbers. I loved watching the look on his face as more and more xpters logged in.
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#309683 - 03/24/08 11:38 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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giajordan and therealgiajordan are not me.
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#309685 - 03/24/08 11:43 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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That was more fun with greater numbers. I loved watching the look on his face as more and more xpters logged in.
he loves xpt
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#309689 - 03/25/08 10:18 AM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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There's nothing going on right now. Somebody sound the alarm when something's happening.
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#309690 - 03/25/08 10:31 AM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Luke [spoken]: Ohhh ... I see ... sex with Holly Randall was a violation. I no longer do that RamBam. I no longer bang shiksa. .... It was fun though. ....
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#309696 - 03/25/08 06:10 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 194
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This thread is dead without real screenshots.
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#309699 - 03/25/08 09:30 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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This transcript from the last chat on his site is pretty funny-- I don't know if that's really Guapo or not but it's hilarious: http://lukeford.net/blog/?p=2546
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#309701 - 03/25/08 09:48 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Whoa, whoa, whoa... WAIT a minute!!!!
Adopted Son???
The fags are one thing, but letting insane manic-depressives with firearms adopt children is going WAY too far.
Where the fuck does he keep the kid in that hovel??? In a drawer??? The man sleeps with his head in the bathroom for chrissakes.
Edited by Jim B. (03/25/08 09:50 PM)
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#309702 - 03/30/08 06:39 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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User GUAPO entered the room.
GUAPO: what it do skywalker. what it do son!
guest222: what r u watching at u'r right
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GUAPO: yo luke how long you gonna chill in that room?
guest222: where r u that its still light out?
guest222: nyc here
GUAPO: you real angry today luke... what the deal?
GUAPO: your ol lady giving problems?
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YourMoralLeader: shut up and leave me alone!
GUAPO: nigga why you got to play that card?
GUAPO: you being real disrespectful with your dog
User Kay entered the room.
GUAPO: you kppe it up and the only foot on your neck gonna be my timbo
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GUAPO: yo luke for real son what the deal .. you look real depressed
GUAPO: i could feel the depression
GUAPO: dag luke went to bed
guest6677: this is just sad
GUAPO: i think luke had a break down son
guest6677: and this guy wants to be my moral leader
GUAPO: can someone fedex this nigga air bed or somethin?
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GUAPO: just to inform yall luke was real depressed and then stormed off to his sleeping bag where he now lay
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#309703 - 03/30/08 08:31 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Guapo that pretty well sums it up.
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#309704 - 03/31/08 01:10 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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I can't seem to log in over there. Maybe he's blocking IP's, cause it sure can't be slow from heavy traffic.
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#309705 - 03/31/08 02:40 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Yesterday Luke was very upset about these 2 rabbis and something called the RCC. He was rather incoherent. Talking oddly in a sing-song way to the camera. I fear he's melting down. The beard he claims for Judaism may be just lack of self-care. His place is a mess. He's obsessed with being watched. This is not good. Maybe its a mental collapse. Maybe it's spiritual quandary. Maybe he's tiring of the whole Jew thing as he did with the porn blogging. Maybe this ranting is just him looking for a "loophole" to get out of his conversion with some moral justification. And, where would that leave him? 
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#309707 - 04/03/08 03:09 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Pick a Jewish screen name and join Luke singing Y-M-C-A click
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#309708 - 04/03/08 06:32 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5098
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It's all nudniks tonight.
Oy gevelt.
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#309709 - 04/16/08 02:16 PM
Re: OurMoralLeader, Luke Ford is on the air
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Pick a Jewish screen name and join Luke singing Y-M-C-A
click
He's at it again. He is smitten by a young girl in there named Emma. Once again Luke is conducting his love life in public.
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#309711 - 04/16/08 02:52 PM
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El G, are you "Frodo" by any chance?
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#309712 - 04/16/08 03:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#309714 - 05/11/08 12:46 PM
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