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#308886 - 03/22/08 01:50 PM Happy Easter, you degenerates.
gia jordan Offline
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I'll be at an Easter Egg hunt in Newport Beach then we hit the strip club. Jesus would've wanted it that way.



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#308887 - 03/22/08 01:59 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
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Hah.

That picture is comedy gold right there.

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#308888 - 03/22/08 02:08 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
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I like those pasties and mini thongs
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#308889 - 03/22/08 02:19 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
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That pic is well worth the 1,000 word burglar-rant that's sure to follow.

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#308890 - 03/22/08 02:53 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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Loc: British Colombia
Happy Easter...
Strip club sounds good tonight... I think I will.
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#308891 - 03/22/08 03:36 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
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Strip clubs for Easter...beats hunting eggs any day. I should spend my birthday doing that tomorrow.
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#308892 - 03/22/08 03:53 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Strip clubs are open on Easter??

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#308893 - 03/22/08 04:00 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
MoronBoy Offline
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I know of one close to my area that puts up a banner proclaiming proudly they are open on Easter, Christmas, and any other holiday that is meant for spending with family, loved ones, or in a church.

Sad, lonely perverts need a place to belong on these days, too.
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#308894 - 03/22/08 04:10 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Sad, lonely perverts need a place to belong on these days, too.





That makes perfect sense. And, I assume the argument could be made that if the strippers had families who would miss them at Easter, they might not have become strippers in the first place.

But, it just seems to be a risky variant of hubris - taunting right-wing Christian nutjobs on their holiest of days.
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#308895 - 03/22/08 04:13 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Gigi Offline
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i've spent the better part of the afternoon assembling easter baskets and i can now say with certainty that easter grass is the work of the devil. i will be cleaning that shit up for six weeks at least.

happy easter
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#308896 - 03/22/08 04:30 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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easter grass is the work of the devil




Have any idiot kids ever choked on easter grass?



My favorite part of Easter were the Cadbury eggs.
I LOVED those.

I never could get into the marshmellow chicks, though.

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#308897 - 03/22/08 04:56 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
The Cynical Villain Offline
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grass is the work of the devil. i will be cleaning that shit up for six weeks at least.





there will be some people who would wanna try to smoke that Easter grass. So do we get Easter Baskets too?
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#308898 - 03/22/08 06:25 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
gia jordan Offline
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i've spent the better part of the afternoon assembling easter baskets and i can now say with certainty that easter grass is the work of the devil. i will be cleaning that shit up for six weeks at least.

happy easter




Easter grass is a bitch to vacuum.
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#308899 - 03/22/08 06:44 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I will be spending 1/2 of my day with the homeless Bunnies, Snakes, Guinea Pigs, Dogs and Cats at the Brooklyn shelter. I like to spend some time with them on a holiday, lets them know that they aren't alone at a festive time.

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#308900 - 03/22/08 06:51 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
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#308901 - 03/22/08 06:53 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
gia jordan Offline
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Gross. That looks like a bunch of turds one of Ceara's guys would buy.
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#308902 - 03/22/08 06:57 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Bornyo Offline
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Renfield- snakes, guinea pigs dogs and cats have no idea if it's Christmas or not. They just want water and food.

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#308903 - 03/22/08 06:58 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Care Less Offline
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tritone might approve.

One chubby white chick boned by one thin light black dude and one fat light black dude.

For the contrast. A Spartan argumentation.
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#308904 - 03/22/08 07:00 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Gross. That looks like a bunch of turds one of Ceara's guys would buy.




What about misshapen huge-eared buck-toothed cyclopes do you find gross?
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#308905 - 03/22/08 07:01 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Renfield- snakes, guinea pigs dogs and cats have no idea if it's Christmas or not. They just want water and food.


Dont forget love, hugs and kisses. I know Bornyo, but it makes me feel good and I like to be with them. Plus I bring toys to them depending on the holiday, I already have 7 stuffed bunny rabbits for the doggies and some cat nip for the kitties and some big wooden shavings shaped like bunnies for the Guineas.

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#308906 - 03/22/08 07:04 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
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it makes me feel good and I like to be with them.




I suspect you're the one who feels lonely during holidays.




You've found an effect way to compensate. Enjoy.
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#308907 - 03/22/08 07:15 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

it makes me feel good and I like to be with them.




I suspect you're the one who feels lonely during holidays.




You've found an effect way to compensate. Enjoy.


Who said anything about being lonely?, I said Im spending 1/2 my day with them then I will be with family just like every holiday. Have you done anything for animals? Have you gotten your fat ass off the computer and contributed anything to anyone or anything besides porn whore shit? Have you donated money to anything besides money to teen girl websites? Dont make me dislike you, I thought you were 1/2 way decent.

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#308908 - 03/22/08 07:18 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
weeeee Offline
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#308909 - 03/22/08 07:19 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Seriously, Fatman. Just because someone is an animal lover doesn't mean that they are socially inept outcasts. I know plenty of people like Gypsy who have tons of friends/family and lead a rich social life.
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#308910 - 03/22/08 07:20 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_LZVGOtXFk




Your bunny is beautiful and huge.

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#308911 - 03/22/08 07:21 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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Don't let him fool you, he's 1/3 fluff, and in desperate need of a haircut.

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#308912 - 03/22/08 07:24 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Don't let him fool you, he's 1/3 fluff, and in desperate need of a haircut.




They get haircuts?
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#308913 - 03/22/08 07:32 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Don't let him fool you, he's 1/3 fluff, and in desperate need of a haircut.


I love the fluff, dont cut it, he's beautiful nonetheless. I love Bunnies, Im thinking of adopting a Lionhead Lop or an American Fuzzy Lop. I love em.

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#308914 - 03/22/08 08:08 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Have you done anything for animals?




Many things ... Still ... Not as much as I should.

My brother & I once nursed an injured wild baby rabbit back to healthy and returned him near the field he found him.

We tried to nurse a hawk someone shot, but it died.

I once adopted an older cat who was going to be put down since he couldn't get alone with a new baby.

I found an owner for a ferret someone let loose in a Union City park.



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Have you gotten your fat ass off the computer and contributed anything to anyone or anything besides porn whore shit?




I used to be a union rep and Central Labor Council delegate and fought for the rights of working people and their families. I used to be involved in social justice issues thru my synagogue and helped out the homeless and families needing food or fuel for heat.

Lately? Since "9/11", I've mostly lost whatever hope I had left in the entire human race. I see helping humans as a complete waste of time, money and effort.

Still ... I marched against the Iraq war before we went in ... though it didn't have much effect. I tend not to care much about it now. Those who are sending their kids and those who are doing the fighting seem to want to be there. Plus, like AIDS, I don't know or have any relation to any of the dead ... so if they don't care, why should I?



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Have you donated money to anything




I don't believe in donating money to anything unless I am sure what it's being spent on. I worked for the NYS AG. I KNOW none of the money gets to the cause. It tends to stick to the pockets of the people running the charity.

That said, I give $$$ to channel 13 and the occasional political campaign.



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Dont make me dislike you, I thought you were 1/2 way decent.




I think my statement is being taken out of context. I didn't mean it as a bad thing. It just sounded like you were compensating for loneliness. And, I didn't mean it in a bad way. Sorry for the misinterpretation and any offense it created.

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#308915 - 03/22/08 09:04 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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#308916 - 03/22/08 09:09 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Have you done anything for animals?




Many things ... Still ... Not as much as I should.

My brother & I once nursed an injured wild baby rabbit back to healthy and returned him near the field he found him.

We tried to nurse a hawk someone shot, but it died.

I once adopted an older cat who was going to be put down since he couldn't get alone with a new baby.

I found an owner for a ferret someone let loose in a Union City park.



Quote:

Have you gotten your fat ass off the computer and contributed anything to anyone or anything besides porn whore shit?




I used to be a union rep and Central Labor Council delegate and fought for the rights of working people and their families. I used to be involved in social justice issues thru my synagogue and helped out the homeless and families needing food or fuel for heat.

Lately? Since "9/11", I've mostly lost whatever hope I had left in the entire human race. I see helping humans as a complete waste of time, money and effort.

Still ... I marched against the Iraq war before we went in ... though it didn't have much effect. I tend not to care much about it now. Those who are sending their kids and those who are doing the fighting seem to want to be there. Plus, like AIDS, I don't know or have any relation to any of the dead ... so if they don't care, why should I?



Quote:

Have you donated money to anything




I don't believe in donating money to anything unless I am sure what it's being spent on. I worked for the NYS AG. I KNOW none of the money gets to the cause. It tends to stick to the pockets of the people running the charity.

That said, I give $$$ to channel 13 and the occasional political campaign.



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Dont make me dislike you, I thought you were 1/2 way decent.




I think my statement is being taken out of context. I didn't mean it as a bad thing. It just sounded like you were compensating for loneliness. And, I didn't mean it in a bad way. Sorry for the misinterpretation and any offense it created.




No Problem, see you have done things so be proud of what you did. And I do donate and do know where its going, but I feel the same way if I dont know or am "iffy" about where its going to go I wont do it either.
But I do it to rescue organizations and they need it desperately. 90% of the human race suck and should be dead.
Dont support the ASPCA they suck, their shelter area is very very small, they will only accept cutsie dogs that they know for a fact will get adopted and their shelter area was renovated for millions, its like a fancy fucking hotel. Animals don't need that, they need love, food, water, to be walked at least 2x a day and they dont get all of those needs met there. Dont get me started again on Peta.
HAVE A HAPPY EASTER FATMAN, whatever it is you ARE doing.
P.S. One thing you said I did NOT LIKE AT ALL, how can you say you like Aids, I've lost many family members to it and many close friends, I dont take that word or that disease lightly.

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#308917 - 03/22/08 09:19 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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P.S. One thing you said I did NOT LIKE AT ALL, how can you say you like Aids,






Where did I say that??

I just said that, as with the Iraq war, it hasn't impacted me directly.
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#308918 - 03/22/08 09:32 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:


P.S. One thing you said I did NOT LIKE AT ALL, how can you say you like Aids,






Where did I say that??

I just said that, as with the Iraq war, it hasn't impacted me directly.


**sticks my foot in my mouth** I read it really fast, I thought you said "I like Aids".
Now I apologize to you.
All good Mr. Fatman, Happy Easter, its after midnight here and Im watching the 2008 AVN Awards on Showtime, it looks like it was lame this year, god are the whores dumb, they dont know how to even give a thank you speech, they give all porn whores a really bad name.
Im going to lay down now, Im tired, I've worked all week including today and Im beat, plus I have to get up very early tomorrow to go to the Shelter.
Have a good one and enjoy the rest of your night.

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#308919 - 03/23/08 10:48 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Hyde Offline
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#308920 - 03/24/08 05:48 AM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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I'll be at an Easter Egg hunt in Newport Beach then we hit the strip club. Jesus would've wanted it that way.




Mermaids over by John Wayne Airport??? They had great Bloody Mary's as I recall....

I loaded my 5 nieces and nephews into my van and had Jamal drive us up to an easter egg hunt on the campus of UMASS-Amherst, then I dumped them at my Aunt's house in Vermont where my family was waiting to eat a traditional easter dinner of Ham and Roast Beast. I split cuz I am just not into Easter except for the sake of the kids...I dont believe anyone rises from the dead...when you are dead you are dead. No heaven No Hell Just dead...

I went back to connecticut and got drunk by myself while sifting through more old shit. I listened to my old 38 special albums and jerked off to a Sheena Easton Poster...then I cooked a T-bone for myself and passed out.


Sheena Easton
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#308921 - 03/24/08 06:20 AM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Hyde Offline
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Sheena Easton




She lost her stroke value when she started fucking Prince.
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#308922 - 03/24/08 04:09 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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Quote:

Quote:

Sheena Easton



She lost her stroke value when she started fucking Prince.




I´m guessing here, but did that perhaps coincide with her 18th birthday?
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#308923 - 03/24/08 06:52 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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I´m guessing here, but did that perhaps coincide with her 18th birthday?






Zing!
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#308924 - 03/24/08 09:43 PM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Sheena Easton



She lost her stroke value when she started fucking Prince.




I´m guessing here, but did that perhaps coincide with her 18th birthday?




Oh snap! Good one BIFF... I mean Have2cit... I mean... aww fuck it, I can't tell the difference anymore. Maybe you need to hire new writers.

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#308925 - 03/25/08 05:44 AM Re: Happy Easter, you degenerates.
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Oh snap! Good one BIFF... I mean Have2cit... I mean... aww fuck it, I can't tell the difference anymore. Maybe you need to hire new writers.







No, we just need newer douche bags. Much like the butt hole of the poor 8 year old child you have locked in your basement, you're worn out used up.

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