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#308603 - 03/20/08 05:31 PM What Easter Means To Me
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	About two thousand years ago the Easter Bunny died on a cross for our sins. Now we honour him by trying to force our wives to wear sexy bunny outfits while we penetrate their orifices with locally-grown carrots. At least that's the way it's always been celebrated in my family. Happy Easter. Fucking sinners. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#308604 - 03/20/08 05:34 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Anonymous Unregistered	To me, it's always been a chance to take off of work on a Monday, get hammered and ramble on about 1916... ...But your definition works just as well. Attachments 298887-Poblacht.jpg (8 downloads)
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#308605 - 03/20/08 05:47 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	And all this time I thought it was about Jesus' resurrection from the dead ... and then when he awoke he realized that he was trapped buried alive in a catacomb which was blocked by this huge egg shaped rock ... and his damn disciples were still Jews ... so they were off having a matzoh brie for brunch ... so he was slowy re-dying ... until he was discovered by bright yellow puffy chicks who called for help ... and out came an army of bunnies ... but they couldn't move the solid rock ... but then the Holy Spirit of God saw their struggle ... and so he changed the egg-shaped solid rock solid to a thin hollow shell ... and the bunnies moved the rock ... and Jesus emerged just in time ... and then they all ate milk chocolate together ... and when the bunnies weren't happy since they thought the candy figures would be solid and not hollowed out Jesus reminded them of the rock miracle ... and no one noticed that eating chocolate was odd since the only chocolate at that time was in South America ... and milk chocolate wouldn't be invented for quite a few centuries more ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#308606 - 03/20/08 05:50 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: And all this time I thought it was about Jesus' resurrection from the dead ... and then when he awoke he realized that he was trapped buried alive in a catacomb which was blocked by this huge egg shaped rock ... and his damn disciples were still Jews ... so they were off having a matzoh brie for brunch ... so he was slowy re-dying ... until he was discovered by bright yellow puffy chicks who called for help ... and out came an army of bunnies ... but they couldn't move the solid rock ... but then the Holy Spirit of God saw their struggle ... and so he changed the egg-shaped solid rock solid to a thin hollow shell ... and the bunnies moved the rock ... and Jesus emerged just in time ... and then they all ate milk chocolate together ... and when the bunnies weren't happy that they thought the candy figures would be solid and not hollowed out Jesus reminded them of the rock miracle ... and no one noticed that eating chocolate was odd since the only chocolate at that time was in South America ... and milk chocolate wouldn't be invented for quite a few centuries more ... If it were at all feasible, this would be my sig line. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#308607 - 03/20/08 05:57 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: And all this time I thought it was about Jesus' resurrection from the dead ... and then when he awoke he realized that he was trapped buried alive in a catacomb which was blocked by this huge egg shaped rock ... and his damn disciples were still Jews ... so they were off having a matzoh brie for brunch ... so he was slowy re-dying ... until he was discovered by bright yellow puffy chicks who called for help ... and out came an army of bunnies ... but they couldn't move the solid rock ... but then the Holy Spirit of God saw their struggle ... and so he changed the egg-shaped solid rock solid to a thin hollow shell ... and the bunnies moved the rock ... and Jesus emerged just in time ... and then they all ate milk chocolate together ... and when the bunnies weren't happy that they thought the candy figures would be solid and not hollowed out Jesus reminded them of the rock miracle ... and no one noticed that eating chocolate was odd since the only chocolate at that time was in South America ... and milk chocolate wouldn't be invented for quite a few centuries more ... Fattie, if I understand this correctly, you're telling me that Jews killed the Easter Bunny? Deplorable. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#308608 - 03/20/08 05:58 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Attachments 298898-Funny_Pictures_2562.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#308609 - 03/20/08 05:59 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Quote: And all this time I thought it was about Jesus' resurrection from the dead ... and then when he awoke he realized that he was trapped buried alive in a catacomb which was blocked by this huge egg shaped rock ... and his damn disciples were still Jews ... so they were off having a matzoh brie for brunch ... so he was slowy re-dying ... until he was discovered by bright yellow puffy chicks who called for help ... and out came an army of bunnies ... but they couldn't move the solid rock ... but then the Holy Spirit of God saw their struggle ... and so he changed the egg-shaped solid rock solid to a thin hollow shell ... and the bunnies moved the rock ... and Jesus emerged just in time ... and then they all ate milk chocolate together ... and when the bunnies weren't happy that they thought the candy figures would be solid and not hollowed out Jesus reminded them of the rock miracle ... and no one noticed that eating chocolate was odd since the only chocolate at that time was in South America ... and milk chocolate wouldn't be invented for quite a few centuries more ... Fattie, if I understand this correctly, you're telling me that Jews killed the Easter Bunny? Deplorable. He's Jewish so it's ok if he says it....it's kinda like "nigger". _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#308610 - 03/20/08 06:04 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Attachments 298901-rsz_easter-bunny-porn.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#308611 - 03/20/08 06:19 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	See? Why would I kill the Easter Bunny? He likes blonde shiksas, too!! Plus, rabbits aren't kosher ... Vishnu's cow on the other hand ... The Easter Bunny is still plenty active ... You watch ... the Easter Bunny will be visiting Gigi and the kids on Sunday ... hopefully for Gigi & the bunny, while the kids are a-hunting, Mr. Gigi will be otherwise occupied ... or operating the camera ... <doesn't Gigi look happy! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#308612 - 03/21/08 03:31 AM Re: What Easter Means To Me
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: You watch ... the Easter Bunny will be visiting Gigi and the kids on Sunday ... hopefully for Gigi & the bunny, while the kids are a-hunting, Mr. Gigi will be otherwise occupied ... or operating the camera ... <doesn't Gigi look happy! I bet Skeetert has a busy schedule this weekend..... _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#308613 - 03/21/08 06:36 AM Re: What Easter Means To Me
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Perhaps the greatest easter story ever told: Beware of the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown "I swear, if you spill margarine in the brown grotto I'm gonna snap your dick off and shit it out." _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#308614 - 03/21/08 07:55 PM Re: What Easter Means To Me
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: And all this time I thought it was about Jesus' resurrection from the dead ... and then when he awoke he realized that he was trapped buried alive in a catacomb which was blocked by this huge egg shaped rock ... and his damn disciples were still Jews ... so they were off having a matzoh brie for brunch ... so he was slowy re-dying ... until he was discovered by bright yellow puffy chicks who called for help ... and out came an army of bunnies ... but they couldn't move the solid rock ... but then the Holy Spirit of God saw their struggle ... and so he changed the egg-shaped solid rock solid to a thin hollow shell ... and the bunnies moved the rock ... and Jesus emerged just in time ... and then they all ate milk chocolate together ... and when the bunnies weren't happy since they thought the candy figures would be solid and not hollowed out Jesus reminded them of the rock miracle ... and no one noticed that eating chocolate was odd since the only chocolate at that time was in South America ... and milk chocolate wouldn't be invented for quite a few centuries more ... When he says "chicks" he means 16 yr olds. Perspective kids. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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