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Asking this toilet bowl not to shoot himself in the foot is like asking Kurt Lockwood to stop fucking trannies, it's like driving Alyssa West to an in-vitro clinic and telling her to wait outside, it's like sitting Hailey Young in front of a table full of Xanax and telling her not to touch it, it's like....

. . . putting Ryan Knox in a room with a naked whore and asking him to get wood, it's like. . . (who's next?)



asking AVN to give out awards based on merit rather amount spent on advertising