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#308519 - 03/20/08 09:24 AM Joe Francis -- Shithead of the Moment
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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According to this story, Douchebag Joe is going to release yet another tape of a 17-year old girl, albeit the future whore who fucked Elliot Schpritzer out of a job. Already facing a major federal indicment for building that fake house in Mexico, Joe thinks he can rewrite the child porn laws, since they apparently don't pertain to him.

Folks, this isn't like Citibank and Travellers challenging the Glass-Steagall Act; when any idiot pornographer wants to invalidate any standing law, he/she should realize that (i) they are pornographers, and therefore (ii) they already have seven strikes and four outs against them. Looks what happened to that moron Rob Black. Armed with a few hundred grand, he decided to stand up and say, Sure my smut is obscene, but your laws don't apply to me. And where is he how: out of business and living with his Mom. Congrats, dumbass.

Joe, a simple talking point for you: you're a pornographer. If you put 17-year olds in your product, you are a child pornographer. Here are some simple ways to remind yourself that you're a pornographer:

(i) I don't sell my videos to 17-year olds,
(ii) my ads warn viewers that they may be offensive to some people,
(iii) I pay the girls--even in the form of a bus ticket (ask Myles Brand about that one),
(iv) professional cum targets like Katie Morgan and Gauge appeared in my videos.

But by all means, Joe, go ahead and believe that dumbass lawyer and his LegalZoom law degrees. Roll the dice with the rest of your fortune and see what happens. Asking this toilet bowl not to shoot himself in the foot is like asking Kurt Lockwood to stop fucking trannies, it's like driving Alyssa West to an in-vitro clinic and telling her to wait outside, it's like sitting Hailey Young in front of a table full of Xanax and telling her not to touch it, it's like....

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#308520 - 03/20/08 10:37 AM Re: Joe Francis -- Shithead of the Moment
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Asking this toilet bowl not to shoot himself in the foot is like asking Kurt Lockwood to stop fucking trannies, it's like driving Alyssa West to an in-vitro clinic and telling her to wait outside, it's like sitting Hailey Young in front of a table full of Xanax and telling her not to touch it, it's like....


. . . putting Ryan Knox in a room with a naked whore and asking him to get wood, it's like. . . (who's next?)
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#308521 - 03/26/08 11:30 PM Re: Joe Francis -- Shithead of the Moment
DavidCaviar Offline
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Registered: 05/03/07
Posts: 60
Loc: Chatsworth, CA
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Asking this toilet bowl not to shoot himself in the foot is like asking Kurt Lockwood to stop fucking trannies, it's like driving Alyssa West to an in-vitro clinic and telling her to wait outside, it's like sitting Hailey Young in front of a table full of Xanax and telling her not to touch it, it's like....


. . . putting Ryan Knox in a room with a naked whore and asking him to get wood, it's like. . . (who's next?)




asking AVN to give out awards based on merit rather amount spent on advertising

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#308522 - 03/27/08 10:33 AM Re: Joe Francis -- Shithead of the Moment
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...

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#308523 - 03/27/08 03:47 PM Re: Joe Francis -- Shithead of the Moment
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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