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#308293 - 03/19/08 02:12 AM Ceara Lunch
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Is my little sister...it's time you all know the turth...and she never told on me after she caught me masturbating one night after smoking a half pound of dope. She attributed everything, including the spooge stains, to hallucinations. Is that fucking cool or what? She rocks, totally rocks. In the wake of all these banks collapsing and the Fed's desperate bailout i am having to redo portions of my will and I am leaving her 3% of my net worth and two Bunny farms I just found out I own in an AMish Village in Northwestern Pennsyivania. And some Pez candy...and a flashlight with a battery that never dies.

Isnt that nice?
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#308294 - 03/19/08 02:14 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#308295 - 03/19/08 10:55 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
cereal lunch

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#308296 - 03/19/08 11:36 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
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Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Lynch mob.

Or minions.
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#308297 - 03/19/08 05:00 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Cereal makes a good lunch.

Oft times I have enjoyed diner pancakes for dinner.
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#308298 - 03/19/08 05:19 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm a serial luncher.
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#308299 - 03/19/08 06:22 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage

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#308300 - 03/20/08 10:45 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Cereal makes a good lunch.

Oft times I have enjoyed diner pancakes for dinner.




I thought you were rocking the low-carb plan?
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#308301 - 03/20/08 02:29 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

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Quote:

Quote:

Cereal makes a good lunch.

Oft times I have enjoyed diner pancakes for dinner.




I thought you were rocking the low-carb plan?




Thus the "have enjoyed" and not "do enjoy" ... and my not partaking doesn't mean a bowl of cereal has lost it's lunch-ablity.

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#308302 - 03/20/08 03:57 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
Korean Lunch

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#308303 - 03/20/08 04:02 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
zenman Offline
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
David Lunch.


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#308304 - 03/20/08 04:04 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
zenman Offline
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Lunch mob.



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#308305 - 03/20/08 04:13 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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btw, I saw on Wikipedia a while back that Hyapatia Lee's real last name was Lynch.

It didn't have any info on whether she enjoyed a cereal lunch ... but I enjoy the idea that she partook in one just before she faked her own death.
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#308306 - 03/20/08 05:24 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

David Lunch.





daddy!

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#308307 - 03/20/08 05:42 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

David Lunch.





daddy!




David Lynch is God.
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#308308 - 03/20/08 05:51 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

David Lunch.





daddy!




David Lynch is God.




Ceara is Jesus??
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#308309 - 03/20/08 05:54 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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David Lunch.





daddy!




David Lynch is God.




Ceara is Jesus??




Nah, she's His sister, Myrtle.
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#308310 - 03/20/08 06:01 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Quote:

Nah, she's His sister, Myrtle.







I always heard Myrtle was slutty and a bit of a lush ...
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#308311 - 03/20/08 06:50 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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David Lunch.





daddy!




David Lynch is God.




Ceara is Jesus??




Virgin Marry

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#308312 - 03/20/08 06:54 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
all of the above.

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#308313 - 03/20/08 07:43 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Gia Jondra

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#308314 - 03/21/08 04:10 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710


Naked Lunch (with apologies to William S. Burroughs)

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#308315 - 03/21/08 03:10 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Burroughs is God.

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#308316 - 03/21/08 03:57 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Looking up, not exclusively.

Polytheism would be a reasonable option.
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#308317 - 03/21/08 05:05 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
That's what she said Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
This place is starting to look like ADT. Fanbois galore.

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#308318 - 03/21/08 05:40 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Another post screaming about the pussification of XPT.

How lame.

Do something to change what you do not like or just accept it.
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#308319 - 03/21/08 11:57 PM Re: Ceara Lunch
That's what she said Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
Quote:

Another post screaming about the pussification of XPT.

How lame.

Do something to change what you do not like or just accept it.




I did. Twice. I got banned both times.

FUcking faggots run this board these days.

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#308320 - 03/22/08 12:05 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...


Ludia Lynch
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#308321 - 03/22/08 01:00 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

FUcking faggots run this board these days.





You do realize Sergio and Monstar have been "relieved".

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#308322 - 03/22/08 01:18 AM Re: Ceara Lunch
Care Less Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Quote:

Quote:

Another post screaming about the pussification of XPT.

How lame.

Do something to change what you do not like or just accept it.




I did. Twice. I got banned both times.

FUcking faggots run this board these days.




The will to change is not for everyone.

What you did and who it was banning you would be potentially interesting.
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