Is my little sister...it's time you all know the turth...and she never told on me after she caught me masturbating one night after smoking a half pound of dope. She attributed everything, including the spooge stains, to hallucinations. Is that fucking cool or what? She rocks, totally rocks. In the wake of all these banks collapsing and the Fed's desperate bailout i am having to redo portions of my will and I am leaving her 3% of my net worth and two Bunny farms I just found out I own in an AMish Village in Northwestern Pennsyivania. And some Pez candy...and a flashlight with a battery that never dies.
Isnt that nice?
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Are you gonna eat that?