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#308273 - 03/19/08 01:47 AM
Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wanted
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Burglar Logic time to effectively demonstrate just how amazing life can be, and how amazing mine has been.
When you have sex with someone, and you spooge and then BOOM, just like that its over and you are left with your dick dripping and the bitch looking up at you wondering what you are thinking, ALL that you have at that point and going forward is THE MEMORY of the encounter....Ok, you with me so far? This memory, depending on how much of a BOOZER you are, can be recalled for future use, for whatever purpose, whacking off, gloating, disgust/cautionary tale, etc.
So really when it comes to sex, in the end it is all about Memories...
Ergo, if I, instead of actually FUCKING Gigi in her ass, instead of tit fucking Ceara, instead of splooging in Gia's mouth, or instead of feeding Holly my Pumpkin Mousse, I simply, INTENSELY and vividly imagine myself doing this during an elaborate jerk off session, I have for all intents and purposes accomplished the actual deed.
Everyone follow? Isnt that GREAT!?!!?!? see how empowering that is????
Holly fucking LOVED my Pumpkin Mousse by the way.....
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#308275 - 03/19/08 01:50 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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Burg... Picture a cock going up your ass.
lol, fucking faggot.
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#308277 - 03/19/08 01:59 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Porn Jesus
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#308279 - 03/19/08 03:30 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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Burg... Picture a cock going up your ass.
lol, fucking faggot.
See this is EXACTLY why XPT fucking sucks to the point it does, lame ass poster with the most Banal fucking name making a post like this with a "lol" in the middle directed at himself.
Kurt, GET A FUCKING JOB instead of sucking tranny cock you loser. FUCKING LOSER.
That was not a banal post, you're just too dull to fathom the logical extension of your reasoning.
edit: oh, and I think you should go easy on complaining about banal posters. your teenage pseudophilosophical drivel is nothing if not banal.
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#308281 - 03/19/08 10:29 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Burg... Picture a cock going up your ass.
lol, fucking faggot.
See this is EXACTLY why XPT fucking sucks to the point it does, lame ass poster with the most Banal fucking name making a post like this with a "lol" in the middle directed at himself.
Kurt, GET A FUCKING JOB instead of sucking tranny cock you loser. FUCKING LOSER.
That was not a banal post, you're just too dull to fathom the logical extension of your reasoning.
edit: oh, and I think you should go easy on complaining about banal posters. your teenage pseudophilosophical drivel is nothing if not banal.
The only thing he said was banal was your username. Reading is FUNdamental- try it.
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#308282 - 03/19/08 11:19 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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Burg... Picture a cock going up your ass.
lol, fucking faggot.
See this is EXACTLY why XPT fucking sucks to the point it does, lame ass poster with the most Banal fucking name making a post like this with a "lol" in the middle directed at himself.
Kurt, GET A FUCKING JOB instead of sucking tranny cock you loser. FUCKING LOSER.
That was not a banal post, you're just too dull to fathom the logical extension of your reasoning.
edit: oh, and I think you should go easy on complaining about banal posters. your teenage pseudophilosophical drivel is nothing if not banal.
The only thing he said was banal was your username. Reading is FUNdamental- try it.
wow, now the real intelligentsia come onto the scene... 
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#308284 - 03/19/08 11:30 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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wow, now the real intelligentsia come onto the scene...
You're an idiot. You don't care for daBurglar so you lob a lazy post in his thread. He responds and you get so butthurt you can't get past nor comprehend the very first insult in his post. So hung up on it you edit your post to further reinforce that you're off the mark.
You aren't faring well so far.
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#308285 - 03/19/08 12:54 PM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Burglar Logic time to effectively demonstrate just how amazing life can be, and how amazing mine has been.
When you have sex with someone, and you spooge and then BOOM, just like that its over and you are left with your dick dripping and the bitch looking up at you wondering what you are thinking, ALL that you have at that point and going forward is THE MEMORY of the encounter....Ok, you with me so far? This memory, depending on how much of a BOOZER you are, can be recalled for future use, for whatever purpose, whacking off, gloating, disgust/cautionary tale, etc.
So really when it comes to sex, in the end it is all about Memories...
Ergo, if I, instead of actually FUCKING Gigi in her ass, instead of tit fucking Ceara, instead of splooging in Gia's mouth, or instead of feeding Holly my Pumpkin Mousse, I simply, INTENSELY and vividly imagine myself doing this during an elaborate jerk off session, I have for all intents and purposes accomplished the actual deed.
Everyone follow? Isnt that GREAT!?!!?!? see how empowering that is????
Holly fucking LOVED my Pumpkin Mousse by the way.....
But while you can imagine and dream up some pretty sweet scenarios to fsck the aforementioned whores, don't you suppose that you would miss minor details like how they would react to certain stimuli? What they would do if you probed your finger haphazardly around their anus or if your tongue flickered violently around their face. Sometimes it's these surprise reactions that make the entire scenario worth remembering in the first place- reactions that you probably couldn't imagine in the first place.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#308286 - 03/19/08 04:43 PM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wanted
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Burglar Logic time to effectively demonstrate just how amazing life can be, and how amazing mine has been.
When you have sex with someone, and you spooge and then BOOM, just like that its over and you are left with your dick dripping and the bitch looking up at you wondering what you are thinking, ALL that you have at that point and going forward is THE MEMORY of the encounter....Ok, you with me so far? This memory, depending on how much of a BOOZER you are, can be recalled for future use, for whatever purpose, whacking off, gloating, disgust/cautionary tale, etc.
So really when it comes to sex, in the end it is all about Memories...
Does that mean amnesia kills your sex drive?
I think it's all about the memories if you haven't done it for a while. Otherwise it's all about the conquest. Which is why no matter how many women you've fucked, you still feel compelled to fuck more.
btw, I'm loving the last few posts Burg 
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#308287 - 03/19/08 11:13 PM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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wow, now the real intelligentsia come onto the scene...
You're an idiot. You don't care for daBurglar so you lob a lazy post in his thread. He responds and you get so butthurt you can't get past nor comprehend the very first insult in his post. So hung up on it you edit your post to further reinforce that you're off the mark.
You aren't faring well so far.
I can see that your reading comprhension skills are on par with your faculty for logical reasoning. I'm sorry your mom smoked crack while you were a fetus.
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#308288 - 03/20/08 12:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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#308290 - 03/23/08 12:08 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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unique? 99% of your posts consist of pseudophilosophical junk that almost every semi-smart teenager has pondered once or twice.
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#308292 - 03/23/08 08:00 AM
Re: Reality is I have fucked every woman I ever wa
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 210
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unique? 99% of your posts consist of pseudophilosophical junk that almost every semi-smart teenager has pondered once or twice.
You speak from experience, Sasha?
wow, the fanboi is strong in this one.
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