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Remember Giants quarterback Eli Manning engineering that magnificient last drive to win Superbowl XLll back on February 3rd, 2008? Well, file it and forget it! A much larger milestone was reached today when www.loadmymouth.com CCCL occured. That’s right, Roman numeral scholar, the 350th girl was delivered just past midnight by the porn stork. It weighed it at a healthy zero pounds, 1 ounze of cum on the tongue of sweet Casey Casblancas. Hooray!! Enjoy the ring, Eli. I’ll enjoy the blowjobs! Brandon Iron

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