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#308104 - 03/17/08 10:29 PM CONF3ESSIONS
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When I GETS REALLY DERUINKS I HAVE TENDANCY TO UNRINATE INFRONT OF ANYONE WHO WILL WATCH. JSUT SHARIN,.

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#308105 - 03/17/08 10:31 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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also its takes me less time sas usual to fine this grem,lilin when iv;e had a few. ---> uidunno why. also finals are tomoring wisth me luck thansk.

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#308106 - 03/17/08 10:35 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Good luck with finals, bunny princess.

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#308107 - 03/17/08 10:36 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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thank yu fatty im studing hard as you can tell weeeeeeeeeeee

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#308108 - 03/17/08 10:40 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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this thread will ebamrass me in the morning since i am secrelty concerns about what u degenartes think of me at times. oh well such as life i will jsut talke a long showers and gofotgets is atlls.


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#308109 - 03/17/08 10:43 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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I hope the test is on organic chemistry. You seem to be deep into the carbon bound hydroxyl groups.
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#308110 - 03/18/08 12:35 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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#308111 - 03/18/08 01:58 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Servicey. I just needed a place to say that word.
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#308112 - 03/18/08 09:44 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Finals wjile drunk is a rite of passage for intelligent people...I once took a latin final 3 hour after anesthesia....got an "A". Ipso Facto

Its 12:40 pm EST and I am still drunkj from st paddy's day...I may also be married according to evidence found this morning when I woke up to pee...
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#308113 - 03/18/08 09:54 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Finals wjile drunk is a rite of passage for intelligent people...I once took a latin final 3 hour after anesthesia....got an "A". Ipso Facto

Its 12:40 pm EST and I am still drunkj from st paddy's day...I may also be married according to evidence found this morning when I woke up to pee...





I don't believe this story at all. Hows it going burg?
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#308114 - 03/18/08 10:07 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Quote:

Quote:

Finals wjile drunk is a rite of passage for intelligent people...I once took a latin final 3 hour after anesthesia....got an "A". Ipso Facto

Its 12:40 pm EST and I am still drunkj from st paddy's day...I may also be married according to evidence found this morning when I woke up to pee...





I don't believe this story at all. Hows it going burg?




WhAT exactly does Monkey find difficult to believe...

A) The fact that Burg received an "A" on a Latin Final 3 hours after surgery.

B) That Burg Got Drunk on St Paddy's Day

B-1/2) That burg might have been drunk at 12:40 pm on a Tuesday.

C) That Burg May have accidentally gotten married while shitfaced during St Paddy's day.

D) That Burg actually, physically got up to Pee instead of just rolling over on to his side and pissing into the mouth of the $800/hr Gia Jordan look-a-like whore passed out next to him in bed.

E) That Burg is still posting despite Monkey's (and other sycophants desperately following his lead or emulating him so as to not become targets themselves) efforts to make him "go away"....
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#308115 - 03/18/08 10:12 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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WhAT exactly does Monkey find difficult to believe...




A,C and D


A) The fact that Burg received an "A" on a Latin Final 3 hours after surgery


C) That Burg May have accidentally gotten married while shitfaced during St Paddy's day.

D) That Burg actually, physically got up to Pee instead of just rolling over on to his side and pissing into the mouth of the $800/hr Gia Jordan look-a-like whore passed out next to him in bed.
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#308116 - 03/18/08 10:33 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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I don't believe any of it
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#308117 - 03/18/08 10:36 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Cripples lie!

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#308118 - 03/18/08 11:47 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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I don't believe any of it





K, well if cleetus doesnt believe me then I am Busted...it's time I fessed up:

I am not crippled
I am not a Harvard Graduate
I am not a Drug Tolerant Controlled substances Expert
I am not Filthy Rich
I am not a Gourmet cook, and i especially hate lamb chops
I dont have 193 different Hooker "Best friends" who eat my lamb chops or my cum simply because they find me cute and lovable

In reality I am John Dough, my death was a fake to get out of a loveless marriage and paying child support.

So long XPT

Luv "Burglar"


PS -- Up until now I have ignored El Glorioso's potshots, perplexed as to why he too has now decided to piss on me.... but when this total fucking english non-speaking retard starts in on you simply because he wants to follow Monkey's jaded footsteps, you know you have run your course and nothing is salvageable, not even your own amusement. I cant see getting into a flame war with El Glorioso...what the fuck would i win or prove?

But I did get an A on my Latin final 3 hours after having a stainless steel rod inserted into my right femur....fuck you monkey. Good luck. Luv Burglar....oh wait I already said that.
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#308119 - 03/19/08 12:09 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Quote:

Quote:

I don't believe any of it





K, well if cleetus doesnt believe me then I am Busted...it's time I fessed up:

I am not crippled
I am not a Harvard Graduate
I am not a Drug Tolerant Controlled substances Expert
I am not Filthy Rich
I am not a Gourmet cook, and i especially hate lamb chops
I dont have 193 different Hooker "Best friends" who eat my lamb chops or my cum simply because they find me cute and lovable

In reality I am John Dough, my death was a fake to get out of a loveless marriage and paying child support.

So long XPT

Luv "Burglar"


PS -- Up until now I have ignored El Glorioso's potshots, perplexed as to why he too has now decided to piss on me.... but when this total fucking english non-speaking retard starts in on you simply because he wants to follow Monkey's jaded footsteps, you know you have run your course and nothing is salvageable, not even your own amusement. I cant see getting into a flame war with El Glorioso...what the fuck would i win or prove?

But I did get an A on my Latin final 3 hours after having a stainless steel rod inserted into my right femur....fuck you monkey. Good luck. Luv Burglar....oh wait I already said that.





Oh DB wheres your sense of humor? You used to have one, this is all good natured ribbing don't take what cleet and el g say to heart and ive been better since the horrible meliss comment which I felt bad about saying and have apologized to you for. I have to admit I was unaware about your cooking skills though, monkey
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#308120 - 03/19/08 12:11 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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This thread is making my penis hurt and not in a good way.
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#308121 - 03/19/08 12:15 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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This thread is making my penis hurt and not in a good way.




how come?
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#308122 - 03/19/08 12:29 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Quote:

Quote:

This thread is making my penis hurt and not in a good way.




how come?




If I knew that I could make it stop hurting.
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#308123 - 03/19/08 12:44 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Hahahhahaha who started this threaD?

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#308124 - 03/19/08 12:53 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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If I knew that I could make it stop hurting




Could it be the combo of da burg talking about his urine and lamb chops with a heartfelt apology to burg from me?

Quote:

Hahahhahaha who started this threaD?




You did but burg's talk of his own urine is more current.


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#308125 - 03/19/08 12:55 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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happy st paddys day aeveryona

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#308126 - 03/19/08 01:04 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Quote:

Quote:

If I knew that I could make it stop hurting




Could it be the combo of da burg talking about his urine and lamb chops with a heartfelt apology to burg from me?




Maybe it's because I was thinking of lamb chops sauteed in urine. Mmmm. That's a meat dish that even Gandhi would love.
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#308127 - 03/19/08 02:52 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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Quote:

Quote:

I don't believe any of it





K, well if cleetus doesnt believe me then I am Busted...it's time I fessed up:

I am not crippled
I am not a Harvard Graduate
I am not a Drug Tolerant Controlled substances Expert
I am not Filthy Rich
I am not a Gourmet cook, and i especially hate lamb chops
I dont have 193 different Hooker "Best friends" who eat my lamb chops or my cum simply because they find me cute and lovable

In reality I am John Dough, my death was a fake to get out of a loveless marriage and paying child support.

So long XPT

Luv "Burglar"


PS -- Up until now I have ignored El Glorioso's potshots, perplexed as to why he too has now decided to piss on me.... but when this total fucking english non-speaking retard starts in on you simply because he wants to follow Monkey's jaded footsteps, you know you have run your course and nothing is salvageable, not even your own amusement. I cant see getting into a flame war with El Glorioso...what the fuck would i win or prove?

But I did get an A on my Latin final 3 hours after having a stainless steel rod inserted into my right femur....fuck you monkey. Good luck. Luv Burglar....oh wait I already said that.




my potshots are because i am tired of your piece of shit fucking boring posts, you fucking cripple. sure my english is not good but i can fix it with english lessons, but i can run, jump, and have sex with women for free, but you can only walk with some cyborg fake legs that DARPA doesn't have invented yet and have to pay(money and food stamps) for sex with crackwhores who doesn't care is your balls smells like Rayn Knox before 2 weeks without a shower . fuck off dude!!! make us a favor, go to your tub and ask your nurse to cut your wrists.

get out of here we dont need you here piece of shit FANBOI

and this is my one and only flame to you, God doesn't like that normal people take advance of other's disabilities


those fit on you?






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#308128 - 03/19/08 03:28 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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EL G nailed it!

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#308129 - 03/19/08 05:14 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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My god this thread has gotten ugly!
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#308130 - 03/19/08 05:16 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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and have to pay(money and food stamps) for sex with crackwhores who doesn't care is your balls smells like Rayn Knox before 2 weeks without a shower




I like Burg, but that's a really funny line. I miss the old El G - H2C brawls. (sheds tear of nostalgia.)

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#308131 - 03/19/08 05:51 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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#308132 - 03/19/08 06:58 AM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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Posts: 7888
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Quote:

Quote:

I don't believe any of it





K, well if cleetus doesnt believe me then I am Busted...it's time I fessed up:

I am not crippled
I am not a Harvard Graduate
I am not a Drug Tolerant Controlled substances Expert
I am not Filthy Rich
I am not a Gourmet cook, and i especially hate lamb chops
I dont have 193 different Hooker "Best friends" who eat my lamb chops or my cum simply because they find me cute and lovable

In reality I am John Dough, my death was a fake to get out of a loveless marriage and paying child support.







Some of these I believe, it was the other bunch i had my doubts about



You know I am joking with you but this time I put the trademark smiley in just to make sure you know.
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#308133 - 03/19/08 11:52 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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my potshots are because i am tired of your piece of shit fucking boring posts, you fucking cripple. sure my english is not good but i can fix it with english lessons, but i can run, jump, and have sex with women for free, but you can only walk with some cyborg fake legs that DARPA doesn't have invented yet and have to pay(money and food stamps) for sex with crackwhores who doesn't care is your balls smells like Rayn Knox before 2 weeks without a shower . fuck off dude!!! make us a favor, go to your tub and ask your nurse to cut your wrists.

get out of here we dont need you here piece of shit FANBOI

and this is my one and only flame to you, God doesn't like that normal people take advance of other's disabilities


those fit on you?





ouch . DB is cool . I think DB is a little more interesting then he used to be, but he has lost his sense of humor about himself completely, kinda understandable.

Quote:

My god this thread has gotten ugly




No, now its gotten ugly




Quote:

Some of these I believe, it was the other bunch i had my doubts about



You know I am joking with you but this time I put the trademark smiley in just to make sure you know.





Someones tapping into their inner fester, good to have you back cleet
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#308134 - 03/29/08 09:17 PM Re: CONF3ESSIONS
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When I GETS REALLY DERUINKS I HAVE TENDANCY TO UNRINATE INFRONT OF ANYONE WHO WILL WATCH. JSUT SHARIN,.




I wonder who she'll pee in front of tonight ...

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