When I read a pinupmutant post, and I think about what she might look like, I envision Pop Whore.

Healthy grass is green.

When I'm on line at the grocery store, I sometimes imagine what life would be like as a 40-year-old cashier.

If you think Jason Biggs is the greatest actor of his generation, you're right.

I recently masturbated to a picture of Holly Randall's father, and surprisingly don't feel any shame over it.

If you throw something in the air, you can be pretty sure it will come back down.

I spend all day on a porn board making posts that are not only boring and pointless, but placed in forums they really don't belong in.