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I totally wrecked my right shoulder once lifting a drunk stripper off me and the couch after she just fucking collapsed and passed out...she was a big girl and i lifted her into my own wheelchair in a very awkward manner thus pulling about 7 different muscles. But did I sue or ask for blowjobs? Noooooo.....



Whoa. That was the shortest Burg post ever. I had to look to the left and see who posted it because I thought, "This guy has a lot in common with Burg."
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