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#308081 - 03/17/08 08:58 PM NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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NEW YORK - A businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.

Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.

According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him "serious injuries."

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#308082 - 03/17/08 10:48 PM Re: NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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I think he was too embarrassed to say that what really happened is that he got a sprained cock.
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#308083 - 03/18/08 09:37 AM Re: NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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I totally wrecked my right shoulder once lifting a drunk stripper off me and the couch after she just fucking collapsed and passed out...she was a big girl and i lifted her into my own wheelchair in a very awkward manner thus pulling about 7 different muscles. But did I sue or ask for blowjobs? Noooooo.....
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#308084 - 03/18/08 10:41 AM Re: NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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He should have just demanded vigorous, punitive anal.
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#308085 - 03/18/08 12:22 PM Re: NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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I totally wrecked my right shoulder once lifting a drunk stripper off me and the couch after she just fucking collapsed and passed out...she was a big girl and i lifted her into my own wheelchair in a very awkward manner thus pulling about 7 different muscles. But did I sue or ask for blowjobs? Noooooo.....




Whoa. That was the shortest Burg post ever. I had to look to the left and see who posted it because I thought, "This guy has a lot in common with Burg."
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#308086 - 03/18/08 09:09 PM Re: NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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#308087 - 03/20/08 11:06 AM Re: NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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This was years ago but there was a B.Y.O.B strip club in Philly where the girls take a Bachelor up on stage, hand cuff him to the pole while he's sitting the chair and all of them take turns dancing on him and then take turns beating the shit out of the guy with his own belt, a strap or some type of prop. Some girls will slap the shit out of the guy with an open hand. I seen guys come down off the stage with bloody noses, split lips and welts in very obvious places. A few times I've seen the rest of the guys in the bachelor party swarm the stage it was so bad. Those bitches used to take out a lot of anger on those dudes and it was very common thing on the weekends. I never understood how the club got away with doing. The place is still open but I don't know if they still operate the same these days.
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#308088 - 03/20/08 01:56 PM Re: NYC Businessman Claims Lap Dance Injury
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Quote:

This was years ago but there was a B.Y.O.B strip club in Philly where the girls take a Bachelor up on stage, hand cuff him to the pole while he's sitting the chair and all of them take turns dancing on him and then take turns beating the shit out of the guy with his own belt, a strap or some type of prop. Some girls will slap the shit out of the guy with an open hand. I seen guys come down off the stage with bloody noses, split lips and welts in very obvious places. A few times I've seen the rest of the guys in the bachelor party swarm the stage it was so bad. Those bitches used to take out a lot of anger on those dudes and it was very common thing on the weekends. I never understood how the club got away with doing. The place is still open but I don't know if they still operate the same these days.





Who would want this?? What the fuck is wrong with people?? What about severe pain, blood and permanent scarring is erotic??

I'm such a "vanilla" pervert. Give me a couple of cute teens girls without heinous tattoos and odd piercings alternating blowing me and I'd be in heaven.

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