Alright, alright. This has gone on long enough. I can't stand to see a poor whore perplexed.

Jasmine, sweetheart? Hi. Mikey didn't create that ad.

I did. CLICKY

Nothing personal, sweetheart. The truth is, I had a quarter page to fill and a self-imposed deadline looming. I'd been toying with the idea of using "Dr. Nick," but I wasn't sure how. So when that pic of you with the scars came out, it just kinda clicked.

Nothing personal, darlin'. You just happened to be in the right place at the right time. For me, at least.

If I might offer you some advice: I strongly encourage you to get to know your anus better. Explore it deeply, and share your results with the rest of the board. Malice is absolutely right: Chico would have wanted it that way.

All the best,

Duff
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