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You should provide them with meth. They'll sort your sock drawer by color, alphabetize your cd collection, and detail your car. In an hour.

Reminds me of the old joke:
Streetwalker: Hey sweetie, for $200 I'll do anything you want
Old Jewish man: Anything?
Streetwalker: You heard me, for $200 I'll do anything
Old Jewish man: Alright. Here's $200. Paint my house.
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You're all still alive?