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She has great bone structure, but the drugs have hardened her features.



Indeed. You see that scar on her cheek? That's where the crack pipe slipped and cut her face.

To be fair, these aren't flattering photographs. She's very pretty, but you know what they say: You can take the girl out of South Jersey, but you can't take South Jersey out of the girl.

And cocaine and escort agencies go together like peas and carrots. That's why I refused to work for them. I hate cokeheads. They have limp dicks, and they're always doing bizarre shit like spraying you with Lysol because they think the hotel neighbors can smell their freebase, or accusing you of harboring a hidden camera in your Prada bag.