Those Greenpeace assholes have been in my town recently following the Japanese whaling fleet. They prance around town with "Greenpeace" prominently displayed on their t-shirts, so that they can score lots of ugly, hairy-legged, women with strong body odour.

I'd simply ignore them, but the pricks have been racially harrassing cute Japanese student girls and sending death threats to my favourite Japanese restaurants. When these dumb mofos start interfering with my regular Saturday night "all-u-can-eat" sushi, it's fucking WAR, man.