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#307240 - 03/13/08 09:32 PM i love this website
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nothing in porn is as outrageously-funny as killing whales. i hate whales and approve of the International Whaling Commission I just wasted an hour on the site learning what kind and how many whales wise countries are allowed to kill. i fucking hate dolphins even more and they're awesome about killing dolphins-they were "saddened" that some freakish asian dolphin is "functionally extinct". the great part is they loved killing them until there were a dozen left then they blamed it on other factors.

i am so sick of seeing whales and dolphins beach themselves because they're dumber than pornstars on the news. it's always "terrible" and there's ALWAYS the same random bearded greenpeacey guy wading into the shallows to try to interfere with god's will that the beast is determined to die. same bearded guy from like, swarthmore on the news, trying to make some smallish whale breath. it's on the news every three days.
if you think whales are weird and dolphins are annoying as shit and untrustworthy there are people that sponsor the killing of them.

greenpeace is gay about whales-tigers eat indian fisherman all the time and must be conserved but whales are just fucking swimming oil reserves that EVERYONE LOVES. but 48 countries aren't brainwashed, it's really worth reading some of the reports and publications if you hate dolphins and whales as much as i do.
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#307241 - 03/13/08 09:52 PM Re: i love this website
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I'm incredulous that you make such a post without acknowledging this article that came out to-fucking-day, but nevertheless:

Quote:

Dolphin Appears to Guide Whales to Sea


By RAY LILLEY
The Associated Press
Thursday, March 13, 2008; 7:39 AM

WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Most days, Moko the bottlenosed dolphin swims playfully with humans at a New Zealand beach. But this week, it seems, Moko found his mojo. Witnesses described Wednesday how they saw the dolphin swim up to two stranded whales and guide them to safety.

Before Moko arrived, rescue workers had been working for more than an hour to get two pygmy sperm whales, a mother and her calf, back out to sea after they were stranded Monday off Mahia Beach, said Conservation Department worker Malcolm Smith.

But Smith said the whales restranded themselves four times on a sandbar slightly out to sea from the beach, about 300 miles northeast of the capital, Wellington. It looked likely they would have to be euthanized to prevent a prolonged death, he said.

"They kept getting disorientated and stranding again," said Smith, who was among the rescuers. "They obviously couldn't find their way back past (the sandbar) to the sea."

Then along came Moko, who approached the whales and appeared to lead them as they swam 200 yards along the beach and through a channel out to the open sea.

"Moko just came flying through the water and pushed in between us and the whales," Juanita Symes, another rescuer, told The Associated Press. "She got them to head toward the hill, where the channel is. It was an amazing experience."

Anton van Helden, a marine mammals expert at New Zealand's national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa, said the reports of Moko's rescue were "fantastic" but believable because the dolphins have "a great capacity for altruistic activities."

These included evidence of dolphins protecting people lost at sea, and their playfulness with other animals.

"But it's the first time I've heard of an inter-species refloating technique. I think that's wonderful," said van Helden, who was not involved in the rescue but spoke afterward to Smith.




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#307242 - 03/13/08 09:53 PM Re: i love this website
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#307243 - 03/13/08 09:59 PM Re: i love this website
Bornyo Offline
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They have teamed up. It's them against us. The earth is 2/3rds ocean and if the dolphins can keep the whales off the beaches we do not stand a chance.

Seriously- as long as they keep on the supply of krill, menhaden and a favorable current they never get called by mortgage bankers, angry mechanics, alumni fundraisers, pest control contractors or jehovahs witnesses. I think they won already.

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#307244 - 03/13/08 10:12 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 03/22/06
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anything that pisses off peta makes me happy.
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#307245 - 03/13/08 10:34 PM Re: i love this website
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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These included evidence of dolphins protecting people lost at sea,




This is why I hate dolphins. They aid in overpopulation, while Tigers are just trying to get things back in balance.

Go Tigers!!!



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#307246 - 03/13/08 11:18 PM Re: i love this website
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George Costanza saved a whale once. He removed a golf ball from the great beasts blowhole.
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#307247 - 03/14/08 03:06 AM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
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George Costanza saved a whale once. He removed a golf ball from the great beasts blowhole.




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#307248 - 03/14/08 06:24 AM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 02/02/06
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Looking at that site made me feel unclean... like when morbid curiosity drives me to look at neo-nazi recruitment sites, or the "jerk off zone".
I like whales. I also like polar bears, mountain gorillas, and trees. Not in an unnatural way. I wouldn't live in a tree or chain myself to one. But I am from Vermont, and ever since I read "The Monkey Wrench Gang" when I was a kid I haven't been quite right in the head.
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#307249 - 03/14/08 09:52 AM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
Those Greenpeace assholes have been in my town recently following the Japanese whaling fleet. They prance around town with "Greenpeace" prominently displayed on their t-shirts, so that they can score lots of ugly, hairy-legged, women with strong body odour.

I'd simply ignore them, but the pricks have been racially harrassing cute Japanese student girls and sending death threats to my favourite Japanese restaurants. When these dumb mofos start interfering with my regular Saturday night "all-u-can-eat" sushi, it's fucking WAR, man.

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#307250 - 03/14/08 02:49 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 01/25/04
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We are all gods children, whales included. Im a vegetarian.
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#307251 - 03/14/08 03:30 PM Re: i love this website
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Peta sucks, but Dolphins are the smartest animals on the planet.

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#307252 - 03/14/08 03:32 PM Re: i love this website
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Peta sucks and should be shut the fuck down. But Dolphins and pigs are the smartest animals on the planet.

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#307253 - 03/14/08 03:41 PM Re: i love this website
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Pigs? Are smarter than Gorillas??
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#307254 - 03/14/08 03:42 PM Re: i love this website
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Pigs? Are smarter than Gorillas??


The top 3 are Dolphins, Apes, and then pigs.

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#307255 - 03/14/08 04:13 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
more like gebbsite

amirite people, people? CMONNNNNNNNN

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#307256 - 03/14/08 04:22 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 604
Hopefully smartness does not make these animals sexually attractive when no camcorder is around.
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#307257 - 03/14/08 04:22 PM Re: i love this website
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Quote:

Quote:

Pigs? Are smarter than Gorillas??


The top 3 are Dolphins, Apes, and then pigs .




"A mind is a terrible thing to waste."


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#307258 - 03/14/08 07:41 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

I'm incredulous that you make such a post without acknowledging this article that came out to-fucking-day, but nevertheless:

Quote:

Dolphin Appears to Guide Whales to Sea


By RAY LILLEY
The Associated Press
Thursday, March 13, 2008; 7:39 AM

WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- Most days, Moko the bottlenosed dolphin swims playfully with humans at a New Zealand beach. But this week, it seems, Moko found his mojo. Witnesses described Wednesday how they saw the dolphin swim up to two stranded whales and guide them to safety.

Before Moko arrived, rescue workers had been working for more than an hour to get two pygmy sperm whales, a mother and her calf, back out to sea after they were stranded Monday off Mahia Beach, said Conservation Department worker Malcolm Smith.

But Smith said the whales restranded themselves four times on a sandbar slightly out to sea from the beach, about 300 miles northeast of the capital, Wellington. It looked likely they would have to be euthanized to prevent a prolonged death, he said.

"They kept getting disorientated and stranding again," said Smith, who was among the rescuers. "They obviously couldn't find their way back past (the sandbar) to the sea."

Then along came Moko, who approached the whales and appeared to lead them as they swam 200 yards along the beach and through a channel out to the open sea.

"Moko just came flying through the water and pushed in between us and the whales," Juanita Symes, another rescuer, told The Associated Press. "She got them to head toward the hill, where the channel is. It was an amazing experience."

Anton van Helden, a marine mammals expert at New Zealand's national museum, Te Papa Tongarewa, said the reports of Moko's rescue were "fantastic" but believable because the dolphins have "a great capacity for altruistic activities."

These included evidence of dolphins protecting people lost at sea, and their playfulness with other animals.

"But it's the first time I've heard of an inter-species refloating technique. I think that's wonderful," said van Helden, who was not involved in the rescue but spoke afterward to Smith.








That makes me want to cry. That story sounds a bit unbelievable, but I still love it!
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#307259 - 03/14/08 07:45 PM Re: i love this website
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

Pigs? Are smarter than Gorillas??


The top 3 are Dolphins, Apes, and then pigs.





4th on the list is the walrus, they are really bright animals, its why they made it into a beatles songs, lennon long admired them for their intelligence.

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#307260 - 03/15/08 06:11 AM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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"But it's the first time I've heard of an inter-species refloating technique. I think that's wonderful," said van Helden, who was not involved in the rescue but spoke afterward to Smith.





Yeah...apart from all those thousands of times members of one species (Humans) have helped refloat another species (namely beached Whales), I guess.


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#307261 - 03/15/08 07:15 AM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I love whales! The Japanese are right they are delicious.

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#307262 - 03/15/08 09:21 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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The top 3 are Dolphins, Apes, and then pigs.




Once again, ranatwink is excluded...

Ironically, a manatee in the Bellagio fountain takes his bets...



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#307263 - 03/16/08 12:52 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Ironically, a manatee in the Bellagio fountain takes his bets...








Gypsy?
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#307264 - 03/16/08 04:09 PM Re: i love this website
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Quote:



Ironically, a manatee in the Bellagio fountain takes his bets...








Gypsy?





Not cool, shes lost a lot of weight since that picture, she looks really good and im proud of her.
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#307265 - 03/16/08 07:01 PM Re: i love this website
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Gypsy has a fanboi!





Who would'a thunk it??

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#307266 - 03/16/08 07:04 PM Re: i love this website
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Gypsy has a fanboi!





Who would'a thunk it??




Pay him NO mind

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#307267 - 03/18/08 02:00 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 01/12/05
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#307268 - 03/18/08 02:56 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Funny! It just shows how much love animals can give you....

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#307269 - 03/18/08 03:15 PM Re: i love this website
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Underaged girls and animals ... this guy is just fishing for a felony conviction ...

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#307270 - 03/18/08 03:56 PM Re: i love this website
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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I just learned that female hyena's don't have a vagina, they have pseudopenis which looks like a larger male penis, and pseudoscrotum. The pseudopenis is in fact an elongated clitoris and the pseudoscrotum consists of fatty tissue. The pseudopenis is erectile and is used in the special hyaena ‘Greeting Ceremony’ where hyaenas engage in much sniffing of the genital area in order to identify each other by scent.

Astonishingly, females mate and give birth through the long, narrow canal running down the center of this "pseudopenis." During mating it retracts much like a shirt sleeve being pushed up, and during birth it stretches so much that it looks like a water balloon. "From a human perspective, the process can be thought of as giving birth through an unusually large penis."

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