nothing in porn is as outrageously-funny as killing whales. i hate whales and approve of the International Whaling Commission I just wasted an hour on the site learning what kind and how many whales wise countries are allowed to kill. i fucking hate dolphins even more and they're awesome about killing dolphins-they were "saddened" that some freakish asian dolphin is "functionally extinct". the great part is they loved killing them until there were a dozen left then they blamed it on other factors.

i am so sick of seeing whales and dolphins beach themselves because they're dumber than pornstars on the news. it's always "terrible" and there's ALWAYS the same random bearded greenpeacey guy wading into the shallows to try to interfere with god's will that the beast is determined to die. same bearded guy from like, swarthmore on the news, trying to make some smallish whale breath. it's on the news every three days.
if you think whales are weird and dolphins are annoying as shit and untrustworthy there are people that sponsor the killing of them.

greenpeace is gay about whales-tigers eat indian fisherman all the time and must be conserved but whales are just fucking swimming oil reserves that EVERYONE LOVES. but 48 countries aren't brainwashed, it's really worth reading some of the reports and publications if you hate dolphins and whales as much as i do.