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I think she's pretty and knows how to kiss.

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Dish, girlfriend!
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most of the time, her face looks like a sewer grating.

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You disgusting pig. I'd take this:



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It's all captured in Attention Whores 4. Wow, I feel like Brandon now but without the stds.

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Just keep that muff cobwebbed and closed as per usual and you won't have any problems. Your camera lens is the longest and hardest thing that's been close to your face in quite a while. Notice how much bigger the black one is.

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Beautiful & intriguing. love that whore.

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But, tell us Ceara, does that fish hook pic of you in Ori's kitchen mean you took a little abuse from Ms. Small?

Details, details...

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Sorry to disappoint brah, but Ori's not much into girls and neither am I.

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I'm with Fatman on this one.....I can't get into her either.

Yeah she does all the extreme stuff and she's cute, but there's nothing there that's noteworthy. On the street you wouldn't look twice at her.

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I wouldn't look at her twice on the street but I'd rather look at her than Kelly Wells in a porn flick. They are both pretty extreme, but Kelly Wells comes across as a psycho while Ashley comes across as a fun-loving nympho.

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Ashley was my favorite for a few years. Check out the BTS of "Jailbait" from Mayhem (Yeah, I know it's Skeeter) or ATM Machine 2 where she says she's been able to do the fist in her throat trick since she was 13. Fucking priceless.

Ms. Blue was once young and cute in that everyday kind of way but also a total fuck pig. Nothing to me is hotter than a chick that looks innocent but fucks like a whore possessed (See Holly Randall). She willingly deep throats until spit, cum and tears run down her face. Takes double anal, ATM and very hard DP like it's not the money but some freakish obsession driving her. Hell, Tritone must love her just for her statements about fucking every black guy she could as a fuck you to her racist dad. And she has a sense of humor about porn being a ridiculous way to make a living. Ashley, despite her average looks, should stand as an example of the energy and attitude every new whore should bring to the biz.

I was sniffing around the edges of the industry a few years back and shot a scene for Tatum Reed with Tatum and Holly Stevens. Holly had been a house mate of Ashley's back when she'd kicked Trent out but was still living above Fayner. Holly told a story that caused me to forever lust for the fucked up mind that lives in Oriana Small's broken head. Seems our friend Khan was the landlord and one day Holly came home to quite the scene-Ori on the kitchen floor, passed out, with Khan standing over her. As Holly walked in, Ori came to and explained that she had asked Khan to choke her out...not on camera, not for cash...just because she was into it. Hell, both still had their clothes on.
How could anyone not want to abuse such an innocent looking but truly demented whore as this?
God bless Jim South, Jim Lane and Jeff for letting this demented slut show us just a taste of her twisted soul for a few years. You men do the Lord's work!

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btw, Look who else can do the fist in mouth thingie!

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Thx for all the input.

If I come across a Girlvert, I'll give it a try. While I like "otherwise hetero-girls" playing at lesbians in real life, I just can't get into lesbian themed porn ... somewhere it lost its allure for me.

And, Kelly Wells doesn't come across as a psycho ... SHE IS A PSYCHO!!!





btw, Look who else can do the fist in mouth thingie!

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Yeah...but the distinctive white lens marks it out as a Canon L-series (colloquially known as 'L-glass'), which all the pros I know absolutely swear by, whereas the larger one probably cost the same as a new car but still doesn't get that wonderful image sharpness.

When it comes to plunking down your hard earned dollars on a good camera setup, it pays to take a tip from Sir Mix-A-Lot and 'put 'em on the glass!'

Oh, and by the way...



"Notice how much bigger the black one is." -Brandon Iron

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Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.

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Ashley Blue has all the burning sex appeal of a filipina convenience store clerk. I get the whole "I'll fuck/suck anything for a bump or a buck" thing. But Belladonna is just as rapacious, and Jeff loves trashing her as unstrokeably fugly.


So wtf... Bella's sasquatch?





But he wanted this titless, moon-faced shemale to be the face of JM Productions...???



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Fatman - I've confused you. The Girlvert series is NOT lesbian porn.

This is a pretty decent review of what the sex/set-ups are like:

Girlvert 4 review

The image I posted was from Lesbian Bukkake 4 with Allie Sin - two seconds later, she walks off the set

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Ashley Blue is gross, her stomach sticks out further then her tits and her art looks like napoleon dynamites (2004). She puts up this crazy hard front and its so transparent and as mentioned before she has one of the weirdest body shapes ive ever seen , shes like an egg.

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Consider this video:

http://www.xvideos.com/video9639/Ashley_Blue_-_School_Bus_Girls_1

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Ashley Blue is gross, her stomach sticks out further then her tits and her art looks like napoleon dynamites (2004). She puts up this crazy hard front and its so transparent and as mentioned before she has one of the weirdest body shapes ive ever seen , shes like an egg.

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Agreed. But it's the chinks in her armor that make it fun to watch. Her front is so hard because she either hates herself or is scared of something. Either way it humanizes her and makes for a better stroke catalyst.

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Ashley Blue is gross, her stomach sticks out further then her tits and her art looks like napoleon dynamites (2004). She puts up this crazy hard front and its so transparent and as mentioned before she has one of the weirdest body shapes ive ever seen , shes like an egg.

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The only people that wank to her are people that don't get laid for years on end. Some of us use porn as a crutch between relationships and one night stands, so in that case, we like someone decent to look at. As lame as Belladonna is in my opinion, she looks a lot better. Belladonna doesn't have weird scars on her cheeks, and actually has a womans body, unlike Ashley whose physique is remniscient of a flabby 13 yr old.

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Ashley Blue is gross, her stomach sticks out further then her tits and her art looks like napoleon dynamites (2004). She puts up this crazy hard front and its so transparent and as mentioned before she has one of the weirdest body shapes ive ever seen , shes like an egg.

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She looks like she could be Don Fernandos daughter...

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Or Rob Longshot's twin

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I think he scans this place with a weekly search.

If he comes back to reply to this, I'll never forgive you.

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This is the worst picture I have ever seen of Ashley and is just more proof that ALT Porn is filled with no talent hacks and has no stroke value.

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This is the worst picture I have ever seen of Ashley and is just more proof that ALT Porn is filled with no talent hacks and has no stroke value.

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If the top of the panty hose were covered with a skirt of something I think the hose would look really awesome, they are cute, its juts a bad cut with thtat thick seam. FTR I never thought she was pretty but the pic above does seem ver sexy, its all about lighting, airbrushing, angles, just ask Holly.

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Yes, Im a member of the 9/11 Truth Movement!

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Are you a LIHO, a MIHO, or a "No Planer?"

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She's looking really good in this one....

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thats a good one, doesn't even look like her, I always liked her titties.

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Look at those eyes! PRICELESS!

She's just a pig!
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Ashley is girl next door adorable... if you live next to a methadone clinic.

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Ive busted more than a few loads to Ashley Blue. Top notch whore in my book. Gotta love Ashley.

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This is Ashley right before her 'Clusterfuck' scene where she took on 8 cocks. Dosen't she look cute?

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Keep that fist in your throat and put the paint brush down!

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^^^She looks much better, lost alot of weight. I still think she's very ugly in the face, but I like her small Rob Longshot moobs.

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^^^She looks much better than me, lost alot of weight unlike me. I still think she's very ugly in the face like me, but I'm jealous of her small boobs because they're bigger than mine.

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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'

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You sound like Snoopy's fucking teacher....Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, that's all I hear when I see your posts.

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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'

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quick thread derail: it was summer going into 2nd grade and i was very proud of my rare snoopy pencil cases and school boxes. the new girl moves in and intros me into all this hello kitty stuff. i was hooked instantly. she then said 'snoopy is so public school.'

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To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
Now they're all fucking each other.

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To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
Now they're all fucking each other.

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around the time i was doing first communion, the bishop came to our church. i had him sign my snoopy autograph book. i totally thought the bishop was a celebrity.

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To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
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around the time i was doing first communion, the bishop came to our church. i had him sign my snoopy autograph book. i totally thought the bishop was a celebrity.

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To Catholic schools he is or was. Did you make confirmation too?? What name did you choose?
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I didn't make confirmation. After ccd and communion (which I thought were fun), it all seemed boring. Plus, my dad wasn't too keen on me growing up in the Catholic church like he did in Brooklyn, and my mom thought organized religion was for proles.

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I thought you had to be confirmed before you could take communion.

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