let me speak on this-
as we begin, mr. hardcore is in barcelona, for some porn show. he has his girl catalina on satellite hookup, but the hookup isn't working. you know, i've only seen two max hardcore movies where he uses the satellite hookup, and in both of those movies, there has been difficulty with it. i don't know why he even bothers. it's not like this shit is going out live. must be some kind of vanity thing. anyway, later catalina brings asia blondi back to the hotel room. ms. blondi has some tits going for her, but not much else. for real, this scene is so bad, it's actually really funny. asia is just plain not down with the program in quite a few ways, and it's just a mess. and not in the way mr. hardcore's scenes are usually a mess. catalina is fisting her, sort of, and she's sucking max's cock. then they get on either side of him to swallow his dick and puke. except asia is like, no. she won't do it. catalina shows her how, and pukes some, but she's just like, "nuh-huh!" catalina tries to encourage her by giving instructions and telling her it's easy ("facil! see, facil!"). no dice. for a while, they fight with her about it, ("c'mon babe, just do it", "ahhh! this is impossible! just take it in your fucking throat!") but finally max just gives up. ("just suck it normal if you want to.") meanwhile, catalina yawns and generally just looks disinterested, though she does end up having to do all the heavy lifting in the scene. as mr. hardcore is fucking ms. blondi's ass, catalina is working that pussy with a dildo. her concentration is so off that max has to remind her to lift his balls up. ("balls, baby." "balls, mister?") a couple minutes later, she's supposed to be fisting the pussy as max is still pounding away at the ass, but she's just sitting there looking around with her hand in ms. blondi's pussy. max has to remind her to, "pump it, baby." (her response; "is it fisty? i mean, is it jacking?"
) then after a couple more minutes she stops; "my arm is tired." (though, to be fair, catalina did have to do a lot of sorta fisting in this scene) ms. blondi also doesn't really like the piss. she dodges it as much as she can, and when she does let him piss in her mouth, she spits it out as quickly and vehemently as possible. max argues with her for a minute, ("do you understand what swallow means? you know swallow- drink.") and finally she does it a little better. the only thing she actually is interested in doing is these constant cheesy "porn star" moves, which just come off ridiculous in the context of a max hardcore scene. like, okay, she grabs the dildo away from catalina and puts it in her mouth and sucks it, all "sexy" like. at least when layla rivera acts dumb like that she also lets max make her throw up. ms. blondi just does not get it, and the scene is pretty much a farce. i don't know why he actually released it on dvd. he should have just stuck it on his site or put it on as an extra. at the end they make her crawl away.
next is penelope. she's got braces and isn't very attractive. (though, it's not really fair to judge a girl based on how she looks in her max hardcore scene. but still, braces-
) she's showed up to be on some talk show max is doing, about chicks who want to be porn stars, maybe. i can't really remember. i strongly recommend this scene to the putative "average xpt dude". this is a scene about a chick who gets
way more than she bargained for when she comes to hollywood to be a porno star. it starts with a painfully long interview which i tried to watch so i could find some funny quotes to make fun of, but it was so god-awfully boring i just skipped it after like five minutes. among the salient points covered were the fact that penelope was on jenny jones twice and she was hanging out in strip clubs when she was thirteen. also, she loves to swallow cum and was very disappointed when she was thirteen and her boyfriend wouldn't come on her face or in her mouth. right. anyway, she's very anxious to be a star. aaaaand she starts to lose it about a minute after mr. hardcore begins forcing his little penis down her throat. but she gets it back together, and they continue. she's fucking him and doing some silly dirty talk, then she suddenly gets up and, i think, runs off. she runs straight at the camera and the cut back to the sex is so abrupt, i can't say for sure. what i can be certain about is that now she's crying. and she does not like anal sex. she's screaming about how much it hurts. ("no cocks has ever been in there before!") mr. hardcore switches from her ass to her pussy several times, and she switches her demeanor accordingly. when he's in her pussy she's cool, still trying to be a porn star, ("i wish i could have met you when i was thirteen-
so you could fuck me") but as soon as he sticks it in that ass she starts crying and whimpering again. when it's over they make mention that this was the first time she's ever tried anal sex. they probably mentioned that in the interview portion before the scene, but i couldn't watch that shit. some of you may want to watch the whole thing, though, because she comes off like such a moron, it might enhance your jerking experience when max is fucking her up.
last, but not least is kami andrews. i know she used to post here, but that was before my time. from the old posts i've read, she comes off as pretty cool, even if she did rely too heavily on the "i'm a whore!" schtick to get over. this scene is a welcome departure from the previous two, because, unlike penelope and ms. blondi, ms. andrews appears ready, willing and more than able to handle whatever mr. hardcore has to dish out. she makes mention in the extras that she started to lose it during the scene, but i sure as heck couldn't tell. the set-up is that she wants to be a model, and was referred by her friend, who had previously worked with mr. hardcore. i'm like, damn! some fucking friend! she shows up with her portfolio, (actually just a 99 cent college-rule notebook, which for whatever reason i find absolutely fucking hysterical) but max tells her the pictures are no good. she gots to take some new pictures. so he starts to fist her (sorta) as a warm-up. i think he fucks her butt. somewhere in here he mentions that she's too fat and she's got to lose weight to be a model. luckily, he knows just the trick. they do that for quite a while, and things get real messy. he makes her blow her nose, without a tissue, no hands. pretty nasty, but she just giggles. it's
hardcore stuff, but ms. andrews is a sport. by the time the scene is over, she's covered in spit and piss and watery puke. she's all shiny. kind of looks like the characters in the cg beowulf movie. max has her gargle puke while he comes. after the scene the cameraman gets a few words with ms. andrews and i am surprised to find that she wasn't affecting a silly little girl voice for the scene. it's her real voice. this is a pretty good scene.
this one gots something for everyone, even people who are looking for max hardcore euro scenes that feature young women who don't want to do any of the stuff you buy a max hardcore euro version movie to see.
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